RE: Hang on a minute... OK, I'll put it plainly, because I know you can't get to grips with it too complicated. Loko fancies a German lass One you know And have pictures of She may even be "related" to someone close to home (your home) Chances are she's either related or a good friend You've circulated some photos of German lass to some London Tykes They like them High fives all round The German lass and her "relatives / friends" have no idea that these photos are doing the rounds Wedding Bells & German lessons in Chelsea.
RE: I was invited.....have that! nt And do you often take up invitations from 60 odd year old widows who want to show you photos? Of their daughters?? Over a sherry? (dunno)
Brilliant! Absolutely spot on. Well, nearly. Anyway keep out of the Gatehouse on Saturday, otherwise I might have to buy you a pint to keep "Stumm"
Just a tip ... but pretty much anyone on here could have worked it out .... you could be getting a big 'round in.
Well yes I suppose so I think I had better get spilling before Saturday. And yes I know it's my round.
RE: Coffee Now I know you're talking crap - my mum has coffee that is so old it is stuck together in the bottom of an old jar. Unless you took a drill with you you won't have been drinking coffee .... Get lost?! You brought it up! Cheers, don't forget my flag - very important! (england)