Any London Tykes About?

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Hang on a minute...

    Where's this genius analysis? Try not to get distracted.
     
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    Don't want to give the game away but

    How long till I can start calling you 'Dad', or 'Pops'?
     
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    I'll give you a tip

    Don't be premature..............................
     
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    My god, I've twigged it

    Proper laughing now....
     
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    I was invited.....have that! nt
     
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    RE: Hang on a minute...

    OK, I'll put it plainly, because I know you can't get to grips with it too complicated.

    Loko fancies a German lass
    One you know
    And have pictures of
    She may even be "related" to someone close to home (your home)
    Chances are she's either related or a good friend
    You've circulated some photos of German lass to some London Tykes
    They like them
    High fives all round
    The German lass and her "relatives / friends" have no idea that these photos are doing the rounds
    Wedding Bells & German lessons in Chelsea.
     
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    RE: I was invited.....have that! nt

    And do you often take up invitations from 60 odd year old widows who want to show you photos? Of their daughters?? Over a sherry? (dunno)
     
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    German lessons in Chelsea . . . . .

    Can't stop laughing!
     
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    london tykes?

    what the f.......!

    your not bleedin allowed
     
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    Brilliant!

    Absolutely spot on. Well, nearly.

    Anyway keep out of the Gatehouse on Saturday, otherwise I might have to buy you a pint to keep "Stumm"
     
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    Second post not bad either

    :D

    Welcome to the BBS
     
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    Just a tip

    ... but pretty much anyone on here could have worked it out .... you could be getting a big 'round in.
     
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    Well yes I suppose so

    I think I had better get spilling before Saturday.

    And yes I know it's my round.
     
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    Coffee

    We were drinking coffee. And I even made it, so get lost
     
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    RE: Well yes I suppose so

    Don't on my account - I'd much rather see you squirm!!

    Goodnight!
     
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    We're all over your manor

    So watch it, seethi
     
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    RE: Coffee

    Now I know you're talking crap - my mum has coffee that is so old it is stuck together in the bottom of an old jar. Unless you took a drill with you you won't have been drinking coffee ....

    Get lost?! You brought it up! Cheers, don't forget my flag - very important!
    (england)
     
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    RE: We're all over your manor

    not seen any of your lot since we caned you again at the loftus
     
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    We're everywhere

    We've got all sides of the Big Smoke covered
     
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    Hee hee

    Only just spotted your "edit"

    Brilliant :D
     

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