Any tips on how to bring on labour for child birth ?

Raspberry leaf tea

Nailed on.

 

Are you suggesting

your wife is less attractive than a sheep?

 

I've walked the fields Y Goch

There are some reight sheep out there

 

Send her to the midwife and get her to ask for a

Stretch and sweep.</p>

My wife tells me it's exactly what it sounds like, so doesn't sound that pleasant but it works a treat - did for her, and a few of her friends within 24 hours of having it. She had to persuade the midwife a bit though, and if she ain't overdue they won't do it</p>

Barring that sex and hot curries are the old wives tale ... I think that's just a clever blokes rumour though</p>

 

If I am not tupping your wife...

then you leave my sheep alone.