I think we’ll lose 4 0, I’m going to boo from the first misplaced pass, I’m going to get on all the young players backs and I’m going to stand up all game in front of a tiny 1 year old pensioner. This will be interspersed with 6 toilet breaks per half after my 14 pints, going to the bar 2 minutes after kick off and having a fight with the young stewards who I blame for the collapse of the mining industry even though I wasn’t a miner. Now that’s a proper match day experience.
Just to help narrow it down so we can recognise you can you wear a red carnation and carry a copy of The Times?