Anybody Watching Ireland Vs Wales??

A little unfair

There's very few Championship strikers of the standard of Robbie Keane and Damien Duff .

 

You forgot the woodlice Kev. You're not fooling us with ego trip!

 

Aha , I forgot to tell you

I've dropped down a cup size. I'll soon be the same size as Kate Moss !!

 

Good work sir! How'd you do that then? I achieved it by standing further away from the mirror.

 

I did it by

Eating the horrible , salad stuff that Crystal packs for my snap .

 

Salad?

How do you say that then? Must be some foreign rubbish.

 

It also tastes of nothing

And takes ages to chew and swallow .

 

I'm bored of salads now. Gym helping most for me. Well, when I manage to get back. Hurt my neck so haven't done anything for 2.5 weeks. Bouncing off the walls with boredom. Never thought I'd miss it, but I do. Especially the 'fit women in tight leotards' part. Which they don't actually mention in the sales brochures.

 

Ah, but...

Steak takes a while to chew aswell, that's not a bad thing

 

I've hurt my back

So I have to make do with lying on the settee and watching Aerobics Oz Style on Sky Sports .

 

Sounds quite a work out