Anyone ever caught anyone breaking in or who had broken in to your house?

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  1. Bossman

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    #21 Bossman, Apr 14, 2015
    Apparently is caused by running thru the streets in slow motion with a large weapon in your hand. Well obviously that's something I like to do
     
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    #22 RichK, Apr 14, 2015
    Don't we all boss.
     
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    #23 redtail67, Apr 14, 2015
    i have a sign it reads GO ON BRAKE IN ,MAKE MY DAY
     
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    #24 RichK, Apr 14, 2015
    It's aimed at motorists then?
     
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    #25 Bossman, Apr 14, 2015
    Chuckle! :)
     
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    #26 shed131, Apr 14, 2015


    Lol. A.very guick and witty reply.....

    I like it .....al give it 5.......theres a blast from the past for us older readers...lol
     
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    #27 dreamboy3000, Apr 14, 2015
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-gossip/wwe-superstar-daniel-bryan-puts-3915894

    http://www.wwe.com/inside/daniel-bryan-burglary-phoenix-arizona-home-26516084

    Someone thought it would be wise to break into the house of one of the most technically gifted wrestlers ever and so ended up being choked out in a submission hold. The Total Divas reality show WWE do with their women filmed around the same time and his wife who's also a wrestler whilst her husband was out of the house had builders come around and put barbed wire around the house so she felt safer. He on the otherhand didn't like her for doing it as it made it look like they lived in a prison.
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    #28 'thereev', Apr 14, 2015
    I would promptly inform the local SYP constabulary as they would obviously race round at breakneck speed in order to confront the critter and march him (or her) away to be prosecuted and sentenced to a lengthy custodial sentence within the hour.

    Either that or they wouldn't bother and just prosecute me at a later date for arranging an inside job......not that SYP would do anything untoward ever ever ever.

    Hope this helps, my dearest forumites
     
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    #29 tingleytyke, Apr 14, 2015
    Lad at work years ago told me a story about when he lived in Bermuda. He said a chap there had rotweilers roaming his gardens, however to ensure that the dogs caught anybody on the premises he had their voice box removed. This stopped them barking as they were attacking and scaring the intruder off. Dunt know how true this is.
     
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    #30 DEETEE, Apr 14, 2015
    Golf clubs aren't much cop.. too long. Get a torch one of those foot long rubberised jobs.
     
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    #31 Goldthorpe-Red, Apr 14, 2015
    Dunno if you can remember but I got burgled last year and I wrote on here I gave him a slap when he was trying to break into my car. ****ing scumbags!

    Our neighbour got his van smashed into on Friday aswell.
     
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    #32 stairfoot.red, Apr 14, 2015
    They'ed meet a 19 stone Mastiif called Toby and his side kick Tyke the Rottweiler (yes I'am that sad they are named after the man in a dog suit) and if theres owt left the Great Dane pup Archie can have it. Strangely though never been burgled cant think why.
     
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