Anyone know anything about women?

And if you change. You lose. It is really that simple.

Stand up for yourself. Take charge. Grow some balls.

Turn into yes miss. Whatever you say dear then prepare for her to seek out a stronger partner.

 

when you marry one their interest in sex rockets!!!!..................o errr wait a minute

 

I've worked out that it may be cheaper to have. Prostitute then a wife

And less stress...

 

No that's when you get with someone else's wife

 

I think they're the same as footballers. When they leave, you've still got to keep paying 'em.

 

Woman are like a hurricanes ..
when they cum they are damp and moist
and when they f##koff
they take your house the kids and the car

AND YET.....

they are like a expensive carpet
lay them right the first time
and you can walk over them for years

mind you

when i got married

i said to the wife....here put my trousers on
she replied....they wont fit me love.....

i said yes ....remember that ...i wear the trousers in this relationship....

no problem love she said....

here you are my husband wear my knickers...

i said you must be joking i cant get in to them

correct and you never will unless you change your bast##d attitude she replied