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  1. madmark62

    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    RE: Apparently I am 24% disabled

    Now where`s my blue badge then :D :D
     
    madmark62, Mar 28, 2007
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  2. BFC Dave

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    glasses, acid reflux and bad hearing from a mastoid problem... but I'm NOT disabled
     
    BFC Dave, Mar 28, 2007
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  3. madmark62

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    poor sight in one eye and I allways get someone to do the housework for me!
     
    Spartacus, Mar 29, 2007
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  5. Ano

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    You only get that once you exceed 25%

    But don't forget, they expire after 3 years.

    The first time I realised that they ran out & went to get it renewed, I was asked for proof that I was entitled to receive what was then Mobility Allowance. I would have thought that my wheelchair was a big enough fecking clue!
     
    Another Bubble, Mar 29, 2007
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    That you may debate John... :D </p>
     
    Dixon, Mar 29, 2007
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  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm 92%.

    We have calculated that you are 92% disabled.

    You are a complete Joey.
    You tell all your friends you don't piss yourself on a regular basis, although you do.
    You look like you're trying to bite your own ear & you own Farahs in 9 different colours.

    Wasn't expecting that.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 29, 2007
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  8. Gue

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    3%

    And not a fire risk.
     
    Guest, Mar 29, 2007
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  9. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    4% disabled, I think it's because I took paracetomol.

    I might sue.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Mar 29, 2007
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  10. Yor

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    Am 7%! Apparentley the only reason I went on the site is cos I thought it was a porn site!!

    :D :D
     
    Yorkshirelass, Mar 29, 2007
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  11. Redstone

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    We have calculated that you are 100% disabled

    Jesus loves you.
     
    Redstone, Mar 29, 2007
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  12. Yor

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    RE: We have calculated that you are 100% disabled

    Thanks very much!! :)
     
    Yorkshirelass, Mar 29, 2007
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  13. The Full Ponty

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    After further analysis ...

    ... it turns out the 8% of me that isn't disabled is my ****.
    Thank ****.
    It's tiny & manky ... but it's in full working order.
    Get in.

    Literally.

    They've not banned me again yet then?
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 29, 2007
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  14. Terry Nutkins

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    You gret bumdog.</p>

    You are 48% Steve McLaren and 52% Johnny Coachman.</p>

    Enjoy the rest of your life.</p>
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 29, 2007
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  15. Bro

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    13% nt
     
    Brownbottle, Mar 29, 2007
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  16. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    SNAP - me too nt
     
    Farnham_Red, Mar 29, 2007
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  17. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Aye.

    McClaren has nicked my hairstyle.
    The "tuft at the front" look seems all the rage.

    I keep getting warnings from Site Admin.
    I think your mail thingy might be on the blink - as they're obviously not meant for me.

    Farnham Red is your Dad & I claim my £5.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 29, 2007
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  18. Con

    Conkotyke Active Member

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    7% thats very daft nt
     
    Conkotyke, Mar 29, 2007
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  19. Gue

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    'warnings' ? why ?

    You've not criticised BFC lately.
     
    Guest, Mar 29, 2007
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  20. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    RE: 'warnings' ? why ?

    They keep threatening me with being banned again.
    I, for one, am shitting myself.

    I think it may have been my post about dogs, or summat.
    I'm not sure.

    Site Admin Nazi mail stalking ****** joeys.
    That's what they are.
     
    The Full Ponty, Mar 29, 2007
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