are any of you old enough to remember your one season in the Prem ?

God's sake.

Fool.

Do you want to go home now?

 

hey!

soz, I dint see you in Blah bar earlier on this evening... I must have looked straight through you when I walked past your table, dint see you till you were leaving..</p>

I weren't ignoring you.... not on purpose, at any rate..</p>



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RE: God's sake.

dirty barsteward what will Wussy think ?

 

RE: God's sake.

Missed the full stop.

 

Liar.

I'd changed my pants and everything. Well, changed the direction they were facing. I'm on week 3 - inside out, but right way round. Another week, and they're due for a wash.

 

RE: hey!

you didn't did you ?

 

ok, I admit it..

you're right... it was the smell that put me off.</p>

but not that I have a sense of smell anyway. </p>

so as you've probably guessed.. it wasn't that either...     </p>



doesn't matter now, too late to talk to you in Blah bar at any rate.</p>

I'm knackered, working in the morning.. </p>

sees yer.</p>

 

RE: ok, I admit it..

Working in the morning? That's just wrong. Mind you, I'll be doing the same. Providing you substitute the second and third letters.

G'nite babe.

 

RE: ok, I admit it..

enough to make a decent person puke innit ?(bummers)

 

RE: ok, I admit it..

That emoticon at the end: That's you, that is. That's you doing the pinan nidan kata. In grown up trousers.

 

RE: ok, I admit it..

is that the same as a Pina Calada ?

Brokeback Mountain eh !(chinny)

 

he wor a good 'un, Salmons....

... but Woody was their best. And a Barnsley lad, too.

d'yer remember Keith Kettlebrough (something like that) baldy bloke I think.. Len Badger, Alan Hidgkinson.... they were good then, the Blades. They had heart through to the Birchenall, Mick Jones era. They were better than Wednesday, I thought, even though I used to go to Hillsborough to get some Div1 (there Blade, I said it again)

I hope things are settled for you, sport.

 

RE: ok, I admit it..

Pina Colada, eh?

It's a question. A bit like "Aren't you embarrassed being consistently shown up by a pissed up tw*t from Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssleh"? (If we're going for incorrect phonetics. Duck.)

 

"Things" are progressing in the usual manner....

two steps forward and one back. Total chaos on the domestic scene with Will and me running the show (two autistic males running a house must be a female nightmare!!) with Zoe providing some (wait for the oxymoron....) female common sense! Two "children" who have truly shown maturity and determination beyond their years.

As for Geoff Salmons, his parents lived next to my Gran's best friend in Mexborough.

 

I can remember when you spent over £2m on a carthorse of a striker who probably won't score again all season.</p>

It's a shame you hate the Championship so much since you'll be playing us in it next season.</p>

 

"More quality"

Heh heh, clearly not at the arse-end Grandad.</p>



You're a disgrace to the county.</p>

 

Yes, but I can't recall missing 2 penalties in one match though!

I have held off commenting on you as I am still trying to work out why a blunts fan keeps hanging around a barnsley bbs.

but you really are sad, think it is about time you tootled off to a blades forumn.

 

Are you old enough to remember leaving school?

 

I am,but cannot remember loosing to you piggies

 

old enough to remember after 4 games we had 6 points! nt