Any time will be fine by me Laura's got a delicate stomach, so it'd only be me & thee. Which means we can talk football all evening!!
What kind of diet is that? Well I suppose it's better than 2 I heard about yesterday - chips, crisps and fruit pastilles for one, chip butty with fries for the other.
RE: What kind of diet is that? Plenty of veg = good for you the wine, huge portions of mash and gravy don't count when you're eating all that veg.
I'm now down to a weedy 20st, so I think I can treat myself to a curry. I haven't had one since we last went out.
Totally agree An enormous suet steak and kidney pudding accompanied by pork scratchings and dumplings can be converted into a low calorie health food meal by draping a small lettuce leaf on the edge of the plate.
OK you two, on you go, do your worst Is this going to be one of those long threads where you ridicule me the whole time? Well deserved though, I admit
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