Flippin 'eck! What did I say? All I meant was the chances of the said players coming to this corner of S Yorks was so unlikely as to be hilarious
RE: I can guarantee Droplets of perspiration forming rivulets as they meander down her soft, proud............. Bloody hell, I'm good at this Mills & Boon lark!
I did try ... to steer the conversation towards good old English food - but once again, it just got lost in smut and innuendo! Sorry.