"As a fireman, when I go to work, I need to know I've got a good breakfast inside me."

come off it Windy, the coppers have all on doing any sort of work as it is...

get blunkett back in charge at the home office, he will be able to see the real problems there... no doubt get some plastic firemen to go with the plastic bobbies he introduced

 

Wouldn't they melt?

 

probably, but blunkett wouldnt realise that would he?