Ashley Cole.....

RE: Incorrect.

Oh Arse bandits!

Not them, its just an expression I use when I'm annoyed. Well, they might be as well. But who am I to judge. In fact why do they need judging, its not like they are ice dance figure skaters or anything. With their sequins and little frilly dresses.

 

RE: Incorrect.

To be honest - I think every footballer in the country is a homosensual bum worrier.
They spend all that time in the showers & can't wait to kiss each other when they score a goal.

And good luck to them.
If they choose arse above quim - then they deserve our support & understanding.
The fact that they must have some type of mental defect is irrelevent, they are human beings just like us - but with cacky cocks.

The fourth difference is that their rings have gone.
No pun intended.

 

RE: Incorrect.

I think its to do with football itself, I know that when I play five a side on Friday lunchtime that by the afternoon I am feeling peckish for a slice of man. The feeling subsides by the evening but now I am starting to crave those friday afternoons again. Is there some sort of cure for this? Should I take up Muslimism?

 

RE: God created Adam & Eve........

Cashback!

 

Am I missing something here.

wheres the dry buummin then?</p>

all I can see is Cole haveing a photo took with a mate?</p>

whats the story, is it in a gay bar of something? </p>

 

RE: Am I missing something here.

Who's never been in a gay bar ?

 

Don't do it.

Muslimites treat homosensuals like gays.
You don't want to be caught in the wrath of an angry Muslimite - the worst thing you could do is draw yourself having anal shenanigans with the Prophet Mohammed & publish it.
And make sure Mo's hat is shaped like a bum.

I've forgotten what I was talking about.

 

It's only the top half of the picture.

In the bottom have they are conducting a swift mutual masturbation session.
It's like they are plunging a particularly troublesome sink.

Ashley seems to be doing it with no hands too.
Clever lad.

 

RE: It's only the top half of the picture.

To be fair I'd rather give it to a willing black lad than Cheryl Tweedy, the tattooed geordie gobshite.

 

Tom selic

and who could blame him with that tasch.

 

RE: Tom selic

bollocktickletastic

 

Quite brilliant

 

RE: Don't do it.

You were just telling everyone about that transfer speculation regarding Dean Windass.

Only joking....or was I?

 

I'm more of a "homosceptic"

 

which finger?

the one up his arse, obviously?

 

cambell and jenas - not cole

but who cares

 

Chris Taylor of Oldham I heard!