at the risk of dry loving quips

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Chef Tyke, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. Gue

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    RE: Why have you got a phone?

    As and when he comes across them?
     
  2. Gue

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    RE: Why have you got a phone?

    That and Jay's happy slapping attacks.

    Unlike my attacks on happy slappers of a Saturday night.
     
  3. Gue

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    My lawyers have been informed.

    I've just scratched a hole in my screen.

    You will pay.
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: Yep.

    You're just not bothered are you ?
     
  5. Isl

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    RE: My lawyers have been informed.

    who's your lawyer? I'll take my chances

    or I'll delete my details and become a guest or something soft like that.
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: My lawyers have been informed.

    Wise move.
     
  7. Gue

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    Nah - that's as gay as a bloke listening to Dido.

    Lionel Hutz is my attorney.
    So get ready.

    Actually - I'd like Floella Benjamin to represent me.
    I don't know why - I just think she'd do a good job.
     
  8. Isl

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    RE: Nah - that's as gay as a bloke listening to Dido.

    My cousin Vinny is helping me out, he's a maverick and no mistake. Also if you catch him in a bad mood and a different film, he'll violently stab you to death in the boot of a car.
     
  9. Gue

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    In that case ...

    ... the big nosed tw4t out of 'A few good men' will be telling you that you ''can't handle the truth'', or summat.
    Then he'll fly a jet whilst singing a song about a loving feeling ... which will have the same effect as stabbing the **** out of you in the boot of a car.

    Isn't your cousin Vinny also Joe Pasquale?
     
  10. Gue

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    RE: In that case ...

    Jay has Joe Pasquale's voice.
     
  11. Gue

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    Correct.

    Whilst you have his height.
     
  12. Isl

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    RE: In that case ...

    No idea who Joe Pasquale is, but as a guess I reckon he'd probably talk like you only with a slightly deeper voice.

    Gregory Peck is also representing me in a different case to do with that penguin who started mocking me through the fence, with it's eyes and that.

    I might call him in to rough up Tom a bit.
     
  13. Gue

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    And you

    his length.
     
  14. Gue

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    I was expecting ...

    ... 'nose' - or 'annoyingness', if it was actually a word.

    What was the question again?
     
  15. Gue

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    RE: In that case ...

    Is Gregory Peck that bloke who made his money out of tinned meat?
    He never was as successful as his nemesis, Derek Spam.

    You're onto a loser.
    The lanky bird with the hairy armpits is on my team.
    She'll get all the people of the Isle of Wight together to sue you, slap you with a Pelican and then **** you in a hotel for $500.
     
  16. Isl

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    What kind of monitor do you want?
     
  17. Gue

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    RE: What kind of monitor do you want?

    Milk.
     
  18. Isl

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    This is a cul-de-sac thread now

    is there a turning point anywhere? I appear to be stuck.
     

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