RE: Why have you got a phone? That and Jay's happy slapping attacks. Unlike my attacks on happy slappers of a Saturday night.
RE: My lawyers have been informed. who's your lawyer? I'll take my chances or I'll delete my details and become a guest or something soft like that.
Nah - that's as gay as a bloke listening to Dido. Lionel Hutz is my attorney. So get ready. Actually - I'd like Floella Benjamin to represent me. I don't know why - I just think she'd do a good job.
RE: Nah - that's as gay as a bloke listening to Dido. My cousin Vinny is helping me out, he's a maverick and no mistake. Also if you catch him in a bad mood and a different film, he'll violently stab you to death in the boot of a car.
In that case ... ... the big nosed tw4t out of 'A few good men' will be telling you that you ''can't handle the truth'', or summat. Then he'll fly a jet whilst singing a song about a loving feeling ... which will have the same effect as stabbing the **** out of you in the boot of a car. Isn't your cousin Vinny also Joe Pasquale?
RE: In that case ... No idea who Joe Pasquale is, but as a guess I reckon he'd probably talk like you only with a slightly deeper voice. Gregory Peck is also representing me in a different case to do with that penguin who started mocking me through the fence, with it's eyes and that. I might call him in to rough up Tom a bit.
I was expecting ... ... 'nose' - or 'annoyingness', if it was actually a word. What was the question again?
RE: In that case ... Is Gregory Peck that bloke who made his money out of tinned meat? He never was as successful as his nemesis, Derek Spam. You're onto a loser. The lanky bird with the hairy armpits is on my team. She'll get all the people of the Isle of Wight together to sue you, slap you with a Pelican and then **** you in a hotel for $500.