At the start of a night out how many pints can you drink before you need to go for a piss?

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  1. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    Yes but....

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    ...you implied that the only alternative to Ye Olde Stinky Poo is &quot;chemical&quot; beer when in fact there are many other pure products many of which don't get stuck in your teeth.</p>
     
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    No I didn't nt
     
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    You most certainly did. nt
     
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    About 4...

    But once the sluice gates are open then its usually every pint from then on that gets the heave ho. Operate a strictly one in one out policy on my bladder.
     
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  5. EastStander

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    I categorically did not! nt
     
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    Did. nt
     
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    "Did. nt" - Thanks for concurring!

    See what I did there!
     
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    No, I can't do it.

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    lol aye that's the way

    try and wait as long as possible for that first one becuase after that its every single pub
     
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    I usually think about it when I'm into my second gallon nt
     
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    But champagne doesn't make you piss the same! nt
     
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    4 or 5 then its every pint after
     
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    Usually 3 or 4 pints, but my record is 8

    The first two always goes down in about 5-10 mins each.
     
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