The M1 would be like a 150 mile long piece of red and white and blue seaside rock, obviously 140 of it blue. Barnsley would have to change kit colours to purple or white cos red clashes with blue. Wembleys next games would have to be played behind closed doors due to sexist, racist, homophobic, porcine chanting from a dozen or so fans. It'd be a reyt day though !