Barnsley's Funniest Football Chants

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  1. JLWBigLil

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    We are

    <img src ="http://www.bbc.co.uk/leeds/features/living/fun/images/old_gits_270.jpg">
     
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  2. Gue

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    Cleanse your soul

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    </p>

    By being in The Trust. Give something back.</p>
     
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    Feed The Scou-sers...Let them know its Christmas time... at Tranny one boxing day

    that really tickled me
     
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    Matt Carbon...

    ... was on the bench at an away match a couple of years ago.
    Just as he was about to come on the chant went up Gary Glitter stylee...

    Come on Carbon, come on Carbon, come on Carbon, come on..
     
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  5. Gue

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    he's bald

    he's bent
    his arse is up for rent
    elton john, elton john
     
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    RE: I've got a cat

    I've no idea, how to get home,
    I've no idea how to get home
    we're in the middle of nowhere,
    I've no idea how to get home.

    Same tune same match!
     
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    At a Grimsby away match many years ago. - Freezing and wet and not much atmosphere. Someone just piped up singing the hymn:

    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya

    Someone’s laughing, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s laughing, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s laughing, Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya

    Someone’s crying, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s crying, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s crying, Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya

    Someone’s praying, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s praying, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s praying, Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya

    Someone’s singing, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s singing, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s singing, Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya

    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya
     
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    you can shove your blackpool tower up your arse,
    you can shove your blackpool tower up your arse,

    you can shove your blackpool tower
    shove your blackpool tower
    shove your blackpool tower up your arse

    against Blackpool in the League 1 days
     
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  9. Gue

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    another one...

    Oh oh oh he's magic, you knowwwww, daniel nardiello!
    was southend away but no 1 sang it.
     
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    Loko the Tyke Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Or this one for Elton John

    He shoots, his cum

    All over Luca's bum

    It's Elton John. . . . . .Elton John
     
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  11. Gue

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    you can shove yr feckin crabsticks up ur arse
    you can shove yr feckin crabsticks up ur arse
    you can shove yr feckin crabsticks
    you can shove yr feckin crabsticks
    you can shove yr feckin crabsticks up ur arse

    hehe that one was to southend lol
     
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  12. Gue

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    I thought the recital of Part 1 of Wagner's Ring performed by the Barnsley Fans' Philharmonic Orchestra was quite good althoug her in Row Z didn't look blonde enough to play the role of Brunhilde.
     
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  13. Gue

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    How come no-ones mentioned the classic...

    Cheer Up Mark McGhee???
     
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    It's official then

    We haven't got any funny chants
     
    Jay, Feb 7, 2008
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    they had a vote on it? nt
     
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    I've always liked</p>

    Sing when you're fishing you only sing when you're fishing</p>

    at Grimsby</p>
     
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    Bristol Rovers in the FA Cup 5th round...

    There were some Bristol fans in the Welcome stand in the corner. They were shouting abuse down to the Barnsley fans, so the Pontey end erupted into verses of:

    "Ooooh Arrrr it's Ambrosia, Ooooh Arrrr it's Ambrosia, Ooooh Arrrr it's Ambrosia, Oooh Arrr"...

    Which was very funny^

    Even more so when Barnsley romped into a 4-0 lead thanks to the magicians that were Craig Hignett and Bruce Dyer.
     
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    I remember Leeds singing...

    "Ryhill, it's just like watching Ryhill, it's just like watching Ryhill, it's just like watching Ryhill..."

    That was after we went from 2-0 up to 2-3 down at home to them in the Premiership...*shudders*
     
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    Sang away at Grimsby...

    ...

    What's it like to shag a fish?
     
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    "One Karen Brady, there's only one Karen Brady .......

    .......... when a dog ran on the pitch at St Andrews ............. even the brummie's were pissing themselves laughing!
     
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