Barnsley's Funniest Football Chants

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  1. Cas

    Casper Well-Known Member

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    Elton John's a homosexual ( repeat to fade ) followed by lone voice - and his best mate.....

    .... died in a car crash
    Watford away
    ALL TIME CLASSIC
     
    Casper, Feb 8, 2008
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    Nobody sang it with me though

    Him wi' a reight shiner, Him wi' a reight shiner show us your windy ass.
     
    bright red, Feb 8, 2008
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  3. Gue

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    At Ayresome Park a few years back

    After Cleveland child abuse scandal - &quot;What's it like to shag your kids ?&quot;</p>

    Ironic, but not funny. Obviously.</p>
     
    Guest, Feb 8, 2008
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    Paaaaaaul Heckingbottom....

    he used to be a dee dar but he's alreight nar!
     
    Guest, Feb 8, 2008
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    Not ironic, either. nt
     
    Micky Finn, Feb 8, 2008
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    imported_Gally, Feb 17, 2008
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    Who remembers him having to change his boots?

    when trying to come on as sub? Quality!
     
    Stahlrost, Feb 17, 2008
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  8. Gue

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    I remember smiling at...

    "You're just a small town in Portsmouth" sung to Southampton fans. They must get it a lot though...
     
    Guest, Feb 17, 2008
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  9. Gue

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    And not a Barnsley one, but my absolute favourite...

    "You're just a small town in Poland" sung to Walsall.
     
    Guest, Feb 17, 2008
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    Everton in FA Cup in 88

    She's here, she's there, she's every fecking where - Southall's wife.

    Bit of a response to suggestions in papers that Nev's missus was having an affair. (obviously).

    also, same match:

    If you've shagged Southall's wife clap your hands ....
     
    DSLRed, Feb 17, 2008
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    What did we sing to Don Goodman at Wallsall

    summat abart a ford cortina??
     
    Spartacus, Feb 17, 2008
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    RE: Or this one for Elton John

    he big he bend his arse is up rent its elton elton john
     
    rotherhamred, Feb 17, 2008
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  13. Gue

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    No idea how to get home

    I must admit to joining in with that one even though I live about 4 miles away. It was too funny not to.
     
    Guest, Feb 17, 2008
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    Not a chant but funny as hell

    Away at QPR about ten years ago we were sat behind the goals three or four rows back.

    Some scally pipes up "Harper" (qpr's keeper) you're fecking sh!te - who's at home fecking your wife while your here harper" for about ten minutes until the police warned him about his foul language.

    Soon as the rozzers had gone the same fan started

    "Harper - you're very poor, very poor indeed you are Harper - I bet the milk man's having some rumpy pumpy with your misses whilst your here Harper"

    Even Harper was p!ssing himsen.
     
    M1 Tyke, Feb 17, 2008
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    Monday, Tuesday, who the **** are Wednesday nt
     
    Andy Mac, Feb 17, 2008
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    Nigel, Nigel.

    To Nigel Batch.</p>

    Constantly.</p>

    For 90 mins.</p>
     
    Andy Mac, Feb 17, 2008
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    That has to be the winner

    Nothing else comes close
     
    Stahlrost, Feb 18, 2008
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    RE: What did we sing to Don Goodman at Wallsall

    he's go a ford cortina parked outside.</p>

    </p>

    then he came on got the winner and we dont- oh dear</p>
     
    Redstone, Feb 18, 2008
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