BBS TABLE for TENTH ANNIVERSARY DINNER WITH THE 1996/97 PROMOTION SQUAD!

RE: All the cool cats are on my table.

book for 27 names off here and 4 chairs is about right. most of them just post under a lot of pseudonyms anyway

 

He he.

Your table has a gay sounding ****** - Wayne.
So does ours - Jay.

Your table has a big fat lad - City Tyke.
So does ours - Jay.

Your table has someone with no fashion sense whatsoever - Spartacus.
So does ours - Jay.

Your table has an outspoken Joey - Sheriff.
So does ours - Jay.

Your table has someone who I know very little about - Redstar.
So does ours - Jay.

 

RE: He he.

i have always thought of city tyke as big boned

 

He claims it's all muscle.

I think it's 'cos he eats mussells.
And cockles.
And cake.
And chips.
And lard.
And chips.
And cake.
And chips.

He's a lovely lad though.
His thighs rub together nicely.

And if that doesn't get me banned - then **** all will.

 

RE: He claims it's all muscle.

its the beer he consumes that does it for him and the spirts

 

"The spirts"

He needs the spurts a bit more.
He'd be the same build as TM then ... the lanky streak of dog piss.

I just hope Davey doesn't meet City Tyke.
He'll be in central midfield for a local derby before you can say "Robbie Williams is a fat rubbish fecker".

 

What ? Before Dad ??

ff ff ff ff

 

Oh aye.

Kev & Dwayne Mattis in the middle of the park.
Dwayne would make your Dad look like Pele.
A big fat, bald, blind, ugly, white Pele.

Yours in sport,

TFP (Brad Pitt look-a-like).

 

Dad claims

He's big , loveable and cuddly !!! (doh)

 

Ok table of 18 so far.

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Any more....?</p>

 

Ct

who's in the dirty dozen (and a half)

 

Ateendees so far...

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<font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">The list of attendees so far:</font></p>

</p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Me
My mate Simon
Sheriff
AliTyke + 1</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">BFC Dave +1</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Moose</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Wayne</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Skegby Tyke + 1</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Micky Finn</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Barnsleyone</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Yorkshire Lass</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">LD Red</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Loko The Tyke (tbc)
</font></p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt"><font size="3" face="verdana,geneva">Spartacus + 1
</font></p><p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11pt">New Forest Tyke (possibly) </p>

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Spartacus + 1

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny ...

As I said before - your table looks to be significantly more gay than ours.
We only have one shat shifter on our table - Jay.
You have BFC Dave, Wayne, Moose, Fickle *****, yourself & your "very special friend" Simon.
I assume you boys will be booking a room & having a late night "chocolate fountain"?

You lot make me sick.

 

RE: Spartacus + 1

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Yeah we've booked the bridal suite at Ardsley house. Should be a night to remember.</p>

The rest of the Harthog set have requested a transfer onto our table. It seems they don't want to sit with you.</p>

 

hartog transfer

can we make it a loan transfer so we can send them back after the starters in case they're just simply not very funny?

 

We're not Hungarian you know.

Can I be Dwayne Mattis?
I can sign for your table for therteh six pence ... and be really, really unfunny - as per usual.

Our table is full of Northern Angels.

Beat that.

 

Northern Angels?

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There's half a dozen coming to the bridal suite.
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Ardsley House Bridal Suite.

Full of horses.
Fact.

Dirk has his own table now.
It seems he's invited 13 Eastern European women.
When I say "invited" I obviously mean "taken the passports off of".

City Tyke's Big Gay BBS Orgy in the Bridal Suite.
You'll not get Wayne to leave.

 

Full of horses?!?!

Make it Donkeys and I'm in!

 

Dirty bear.

You & that Animal Farm video.
You make me sick.

I've got a mate called donkey.
He's not got a big sparracuda though.
He's so ugly he should have a bell round his neck.

His name is Dirk.