Been away for a couple of weeks...

Why?

 

only you can explain that

 

In the last two weeks Isle of Wight Tyke remains funnier than you, Oliver "Man Utd starlet" Norwood has chosen Huddersfield over us and Jacob "Magaluf or Ayia Napa lads?" Butterfield has said that he'll make a decision about his future (in East Anglia) on Monday

 

I was poking fun that he was using Google a lot tonight (the quotes, the tent thing. . . . things I'm guessing he didn't know and was aided by the use of a search engine) and as such it would have overworked. To highlight this I said it would have smoke coming off it, I believe its called a simile.

I didn't think he had a laptop malfunction.

I hope this clears it up for you.

 

stop guessing , so far you have been wrong

 

How do you know, you sat on his bed with him?

 

Yes i did know about the tent, FFS where you popped up from.

 

no , sat on my boat in levington harbour xx

 

So you really have no idea if I'm wrong then do you?

 

god , nightmare is correct , you realy have got it bad , at least it keeps you off the streets at night , good luck with your exams

 

I'd guess its a 1 man tent (look Mr X, I'm guessing again!).

I popped from the same place you seem to.

 

Jesus. Is that meant to be a sentence or did you fall on your keyboard?

 

pfffffffffffff , I am not Jesus , just god.

 

Dog. D-O-G.

Dyslexia is a ckufer isn't it?

 

jesus , your words ! not mine
being a fool is a ****** isn't it

 

I don't know what that means. Its just a load of random words, this time you've put an exclamation mark in there at a random place. At least give me a chance to work out your ramblings.

 

You're the best, Phillip, simply the best.

 

Quite like Supertramp.
There is no god, though.
And with that, I'm done.