Best album of the year ...

RE: Or ...

Top ten scandals

1. TT
2. Kate Moss - hasn't Cocaine got a high calorie content?
3. Dog hanging
4. David Blunkett - no-one told him his dog was black
5. He Who Must Not Be Named
6. Watergate
7. Oscargate
8. Farmgate
9. Young people nowadays
10. That whole war thing

 

He said British cheeses!

Can't you lot do anything right!

 

RE: Or ...

top ten hair styles

1 Long
2 short
3 curly
4 straight
5 daft
6 brown
7 bob
8 pete
9 ralph
10 mullet

9,927,675,891 ginger

 

Who's your TV supplier ?

 

RE: Or ...

Top ten days of the week, excluding Thursdays:

1. Friday
2. Saturday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Sunday
6. Monday
7. Waccaday
8. Happy Days
9. Holi day
10. Hammertime

 

"A lad i know has a son with no ****"

 That's called a "daughter".

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 number of legs:

1. Two
2. One
3. Three
4. None
5. Five
6. Six
7. Seven
8. Eight
9. Nine
10. Four

 

RE: "A lad i know has a son with no ****"

rocking backwards and forwards howling

 

RE: Who's your TV supplier ?

Supplier of my TV'ing - is TV a verb? I guess it could be in a completely different context to the one I meant.

 

He's not very good with females

 

RE: Who's your TV supplier ?

A &quot;doing&quot; word. Hoho.</p>

 

RE: Who's your TV supplier ?

It's a niche market but try Bangkok

 

Pfffff.

Proper laughing.

The poor lad has a stump for a sparra.
Allegedly just has a hole in the end.
I wonder if they'll fit a spout on the ned to avoid unwanted spillage?

At least his placky **** won't ever go soft.
In fact - he could just have a socket for a rampant rabbit, or summat.

 

RE: Or ...

Top ten people who should be resurrected as zombies because it would be all creepy like...

1. Lassie
2. Napoleon Bonaparte
3. Glenn Miller
4. Pope John Paul II
5. Tommy Cooper
6. Margaret Thatcher
7. Godzilla
8. Walt Disney
9. Marie Curie
10. Richard Whiteley

 

RE: Or ...

Top ten vandals

1 That character played by Tim Roth in Made in Britain
2 Dennis the menace
3 Him who designed cheapside and the market
4 All 60s architects
5 Murphy's mob
6 Graham's gang
7 Nigel Spackman
8 Nigel Kennedy
9 Nigel Mansell
10 I'm only making plans for Nigel

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 top 10's:

1. Music
2. Footy
3. Fit birds
4. Beers
5. British cheeses
6. Top 10's
7. Hamsters
8. Types of dolphins
9. Curtains
10. And Jay

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 people in Ant and Dec

1 Bob
2 Susan
3 Felicity
4 Lawrence
5 Hughie
6 Dec
7 Katie
8 Shirley-Ann
9 Rosemary
10 Ant

 

I refuse to enter your 'Top 10 things that rhyme with candle' shenanigans ...

Top 10 Randle's:

1. Derek
2. Peter
3. Someone else
4. Someone else
5. Someone else
6. Someone else
7. Someone else
8. Someone else
9. Someone else
10. Dean, who I went to school with

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 continents:

1. Africa
2. Asia
3. Denmark
4. Europe
5. Lundwood
6. South America
7. Greenland
8. The George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine
9. Tonga
10. Prestwich

 

RE: Or ...

Top 10 People I met Today With a Very Amusing Name:</p>

1) Steve W.anklin</p>

2) Err... that's it.</p>