Best inappropriate jokes of all time?

Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen or heard from again. The McCanns have offered to help

 

I'll be out cold when my head hits that pillar..</p>

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too far?</p>

 

True Story

Mate of mine when I worked at a local hospital went to the canteen for lunch and joined a bunch of people, most of whom he knew, at a table. It had just been reported that Marti Caine had been diagnosed with terminal cancer, Roy Orbison had just died. His joke was;</p>

&quot;What is Roy Orbison getting for Christmas? - Marti Caine!&quot;</p>

Marti Caine's niece was sat at the table. (tumbleweed) </p>

 

Probably old news but I read last week . . .

. . . that Russell Brand was sacked by MTV when he wore an Osama bin Laden costume for his MTV show on the very morning after 9/11 and said to the viewers 'Come on guys, get over it. It was yesterday. We've got to move on.'