Best man speech in America

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  1. LiverpoolRed

    LiverpoolRed Well-Known Member

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    Re: It's probably just me being a bit stereotypical

    Tell them how much better things are in the us and how great they are - talk about our bad teeth, poor sporting prowess and how grateful we are for their help in ww 2! Oh and shout u s a very loudly! 
     
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    Breakfast in America

    Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
     
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    Re: Breakfast in America

    Perhaps you should try to insult everyone, the airfare to USA is quite steep and you don't really want to get invited back.
     
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    Re: Breakfast in America

    Okay.....
     
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    Re: Breakfast in America

    Use this killer opening line, perfect for a best man's speech: have a set of cards containing notes, from which you are reading the speech; glance down at the first card and say nice and loud, "Fornication..." Look suitably embarrassed, wait for the laughter and mumbling to stop and then glance at your cards again, more carefully this time, then say, "Sorry... for an occasion such as this..." They'll love it.
     
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    Think some people are not giving Americans the credit they deserve.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSE_saVX_2A

    Could he BE more sarcastic and Ironic in the face of George Bush? Don't think we have anybody who could do this to our PM.
     
    wakeyred, Sep 23, 2011
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