Best piece of advice you've ever received in one sentence?

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  1. John Peachy

    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    My Dad's advice: "I've you want a job doing properly, do it yer sen".

    This does not hold solid for any type of D.I.Y. work though.
     
    John Peachy, Aug 10, 2020
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    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Ow, get thi head back inside blindin van by mi Dad. Caught up bang in the middle of the ruckus between Blackpool and Barnsley fans about 80/81ish lost 1 nil (that one when snow closed motorways)
     
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  3. Cam

    Cambridge Red Well-Known Member

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    To try, and fail, is no disgrace. Not to try, that's the disgrace.
     
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    Cambridge Red Well-Known Member

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    Not told to me, but remember from childhood ...
    If ivver tha does ow fo nowt, alus do it for thissen.
     
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  5. Red

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    at the risk of raising the tone! -

    My grandfather often said said - 'Vox Populi - vox Dei' -- 'Voice of the People is the Voice of God.' -- not sure if it's true tho'
     
    Red-Taff., Aug 10, 2020
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    If it ain't broke don't fix it.

    and

    Don't worry about the things you can't control.
     
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    You only get stressed by things out of your control and if you can't control it it ain't worth worrying about
     
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    From me; Show me a man who claims not to w@nk and I’ll show you a man with no arms.
     
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    The only person never to make a mistake has never done a day's work in their life.
     
    JLWBigLil, Aug 10, 2020
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    Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
     
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    Tits first.
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    On a similar note, for skiing experts, "tits down the valley".
     
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    Don’t bend down for the soap in the showers
     
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    Say yes.

    Saying yes puts you in situations you never thought of, makes you meet people you wouldn't have & gives you experiences that teach you stuff you didn't realise you needed.

    Say yes.
     
    Dyson, Aug 10, 2020
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    When I got a promotion, I’d been concerned about having to play “the party line” - a wise colleague just said, in the final analysis, “Just be true to yourself!” So I was!
     
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    Do or do not.there is no try.
    I did some serious training and a little old guy told me this
     
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    I went to Imphal Barracks at York for an interview for Sandhurst, young man, said the interviewing Brigadier, you have potential but lack confidence in yourself, my advice would be to always take life by the balls and squeeze it until you get where you want to be. Never forgotten it.
     
    Trickster Two Six, Aug 10, 2020
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    Spuggy Well-Known Member

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    Bet you saved a fortune on souvineres.
     
    Spuggy, Aug 11, 2020
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    Michael Noz Well-Known Member

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    "Run the f--k away"

    this to my mate who was seeking advice from the husband of the sister of my mate's girlfriend.
     
    Michael Noz, Aug 11, 2020
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    Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, cos if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
     
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