Breakfast

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    RE: Baked beans

    Some things in life are more important than football. I like to maintain a sense of perspective.
     
  2. Isl

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    RE: The Breakfast Police

    I glad you explained the sausage bit. I was beginning to wonder how the hell aftershave might improve the taste of a fry up.

    You had me thinking, for approximately 2.5 seconds, until I stumbled upon the opening bracket.
     
  3. La Dent de Crolles

    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

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    I believe it is a hanging offence in France to have a cooked Breakfast.

    All the French people I know could not grasp the concept of a cooked breakfast at all.
     
  4. EastStander

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    RE: Baked beans

    baked beans + worcester sauce!
     
  5. Gue

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    And long may it stay that way . . .

    . . . otherwise everywhere will be closed between 8 o'clock and 10 as well!
     
  6. Gue

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    Oh and ....

    ...a half pint glass of Innocent Mango and Passion Fruit Smoothie contains roughly 50 more calories than orange juice and supplies your daily requirement of fruit. (Also a good proportion of the calories is negative.)
     
  7. Gue

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    And ......

    ....chuck a tin of chopped tomatoes in a pan with some nice mushrooms and boil em up. Can be added to lots of meals and effectively calorie free.
     
  8. Isl

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    RE: And ......

    Do you wear a leotard, leg warmers and sweatbands as well?
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: And ......

    Mr Motivator.
     
  10. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    RE: And ......

    that's exactly the image I'm getting at the moment.

    Which is disturbing me.
     
  11. Gue

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    I think you've finally done a Full Ponty.....

    ...and run out of humour.

    Must try harder.
     
  12. Isl

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    RE: I think you've finally done a Full Ponty.....

    Yes definitely. I can try hang on to the memories though.

    Maybe I should start googling and become a Factual BBS correspondent, is there an opening for that?
     
  13. Gue

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    There's huge opening...........

    .....for a real-world non-selective Googler. I take it you can already get girls.
     
  14. Isl

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    RE: There's huge opening...........

    I'm registered at numerous sites where I can chat to girls for money if that counts?
     
  15. Caz

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    Eeeh

    Wish I'd seen that ten minutes earlier. I could have had that for me dinner instead of my yoghurt and cornflakes. That's tomorrowsn sorted now tho' :)
     
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    RE: Baked beans

    Baked beans = urgh
    Brown sauce = pukemongous

    Thus

    Baked beans and brown sauce = pukemongous urgh!
     
  17. Gue

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    Nice work if you can get it.

    Are there any hands-on posts available?
     

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