Britain's greatest discovery

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  1. Ton

    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

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    A young lad walked into our local chippy and gave the server a note.
    On the note was a series of letters: FCB. FCP. CSCs.
    The server asked what the note referred to.
    The lad said “It’s fish, chips &beans, fish chips & peas, chips sausage & curry sauce.”
    The server looked at the note again and said “I bet you’re in the Boy Scouts “. “Yes I am, how do you know?”
    Don’t all shout at once but, how DID the server know?
     
    Tonjytyke, Dec 1, 2020
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  2. Old Goat

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    Duffles are a protected species nowdays, so it's quite rare to see one even in their natural habitat (railway stations).
     
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  3. StatisTYKE

    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    Cos he was wearing a Boy Scouts uniform?
     
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  4. Ton

    Tonjytyke Well-Known Member

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    Al get mi coit!!!! Ha Ha
     
    Tonjytyke, Dec 1, 2020
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  5. Gimson&theBarnsleys

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    Not as bad as the inside of my duffell bag back in the day :D
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Dec 1, 2020
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  6. Stephen Dawson

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    Yeah they'd been smoking them for years.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Feb 26, 2021
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