He didn't ask for a lemonade, he asked for a lemon squash. And Basil couldn't serve him because he was talking to Lord Melbury lol.
If we bring in six new players this week, I'll go to the foot of our stairs (too bone idle to go any further)!
Lol Due to Teresa May's latest statement that the austerity policy is here to stay the Jewish community are bracing themselves for further cut backs a spokesman for the local synagogue went on record saying there's not much more we can take....
Thank you ...for a change all my own work lol mind you unlike other stuff you can't claim copy right on jokes lol