Can I have my 62p back please?

If only, we could use it to attack some other middle eastern country though!

 

Basic allowances?

What 40% tax on anything over £32,000 (give or take)

 

You're right, and they also forget that

Her Majesty is also a jolly good sort

Half of them whinging don't pay any income tax anyway.

 

One thing that the Royalty have helped with:

keeping control of the vermin that are foxes. surprised they let Tony pass a law agean it, but at least the dogs can still be put to good use on the pheasant and partridge shoots.

chop-chop.

 

Ah - but ...

What about the vermin dogs roaming the streets?
No collars, shatting everywhere & biting the faces of young children off.

There are only two solutions:

(1) Catch the dogs & hang them.
(2) Dog is a source of protein. Feed them to the scrubbers.

I'm right again, aren't I?

 

Can we go back to an Absolute Monarchy ?

Save us the likes of Thatcher and Blair, flipping the country up for their own personal agendas.

 

Theres only one thing that scrubbers need feast on

Ponty ****

 

for 'flipping' read

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Really?

It would have to be a very small family of scrubbers.

I'm serious about the dogs.
Look at the Koreans.
They eat dog & want to take on the world with big bombs & stuff.
I, for one, applaud their spunk.

 

A fact:

Paris Hiltons little shiatsu dog has 1,000 outfits. 1,000 outfits!

I bet its even got a lickle Parka. For when its cold. Jay? are you there yet.....?

 

RE: A fact:

Jay's head is actually made out of 11 poodles glued together.

Paris Hilton should be minced & fed to that little dog.

 

I have to ask:

have you had sex in Burns' shirt yet?

 

No.

But I've had burns in sex's shirt, or summat.

Dirk dresses up his several blow up dolls in his BFC shirts.
He then get's them to re-create the York Hotel room scene.
*THE NEXT LINE WAS CENSORED DUE TO THREATS OF LITIGATION*.
There was spoff everywhere.

I think fox hunting should be banned.
The fox is only little & it's not hard enough to put up a decent fight.
It should be replaced by "Dog Hunting".
A big dog, such as a Rottweiler or German Shepherd, should be chased to the death by posh people on horses ... and finally torn up by a big group of badgers.

 

RE: No.

Yes. And ?

 

poor lickle dog

would starve - no meat on her. Just bones, grislte and silicon implants i bet

 

And ...

Why do you have dwarf, ginger & gay blow up dolls?

I daren't say anymore.

Apart from "quim".

 

Yes - but ...

... the dog would be chewing on her snatch for months.
I bet it's like a pound of raw tripe.

Hello Mum.

 

RE: And ...

For variety.

 

Nah

like a let out helium balloon

Had more traffic than M1 at rush hour... and its all been recorded for posterity and t'internet viewing.

Better than cardiff porn

 

AND is it possible

to have pubic extentions?

Mirkin - just that