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  1. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    RE: what a stupid name -how do you pronounce it?...............

    Driving here is possibly one of the stupidest and least enjoyable activities you can do, although I do see some people cycling from time to time. Utter madness. 35,000 people are killed on the Russian roads every year, a lot of them are drunk pedestrians apparently. Can well believe it.
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    I liked the bit....

    ..."I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go,"

    Genius
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'd also like to point out ...

    ... that I'd bang her.

    Straight in the quim.
    And mouth.

    And harris.

    Yours in sport,

    Stevey T.
     
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  4. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    RE: I'd also like to point out ...

    I concur. I also wouldn't mind trying out one of your self-perpetuating qium-probes on her an' all.
     
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    To be fair ...

    ... if you popped a SPQP in the clunge - you could simply then alternate between the mouth & harris with the sparracuda.
    Eventually it would look like she'd got butterscotch Angel Delight running down her chin ... but it'd be well worth the effort.

    Hello kids.

    I'm a serial killer.
     
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