Carlton Morris

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Would we want him though, could unbalance the team having somebody in the team knowing where the net is!
     
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    I believe it's based on country roads being excessively windy, thus it takes a much longer distance to travel a mile than if you go in a straight line.

    But I could've made that up.

    Who even cares. Morris is back!
     
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    That sounds plausible.
     
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    That might be true if the wind is in your face, but what if you have a tailwind? :)

    I'll get mi coit...
     
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    Best news this season.
     
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    And the moon is a piece of cheese!
     
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    Brian Mahoneys Waist Well-Known Member

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    I wish I was so I wouldn't have wasted £20 on Boa Morte for next manager.
     
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    Great news but no point in risking him as a sub when we are 8 -0 down.
    Keep him for the next game .
     
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    Shepley Red Well-Known Member

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    You're optimistic, I was thinking it could get well into double figures :D:D:D
     
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    Thank you. Think you're right. Remembered now I was told that years ago but my one brain cell seems to have forgotten.
    I'll start using you instead of Google!
     
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    What exactly is a country mile?

    A country mile is a term that dates back at least to the 1800s

    A country mile is a deceptively long distance, an extremely long way. The idea behind a country mile is the fact that most country roads are not in a straight line. Instead, roads in the country tend to meander up and down and all around.
     
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    not a centre midfielder though
     
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