Useful website if you think "kill" instead of "care" http://www.petplanet.co.uk/care_cats_poisons.asp</p> Slug pellets and cat food should do the trick.</p>
No, I wouldn't really do owt like that. A bucket of water over a cat shitting on the lawnin my garden is the bestest I've ever done. Caught it unawares.
A Cat Trap It's a bit like a cat flap but its built into a fake door. Place fake door near large pit and once through the flap on the fake door the cat falls to its death.
Odd cats in Barnsley, I have never seen a cat **** anywhere where it cant bury its ****.</p> What I found most annoying was them shitting in your fresh compost before you get to plat anything.</p>
I love all animals and.. can never kill a creature, but where cats are concerned, I am terrified.</p> I cannot sit in the same room as a cat, I start to sweat, feel sick, nervous.</p> Cats know I am terrified of them and come slinking up to me, whereas I just freeze and panic.</p> I am really scared of cats.</p> I can't think of any bad experience from the past re a cat/s but I have always been absolutely terrified of them and as I get older I get worse,</p> I can stroke a snake but cannot for the life of me touch a cat, and this from the person who goes around my garden rescuing the snails, releasing creatures from my greenhouse and allotment!</p> Cats scare the hell out of me. I don't trust them in the slightest</p>
A reason why they come to you Cats take eye contact from people they don't know as a threat, people who like cats and want them to come toward them will look at the cat, often the cat interprets this as a threat so stays away. Similarly, people who don't like/are scared of cats tend not to look at it so the cat thinks theres no threat and approaches them. Seen it with mine, my mum didn't want cat near her and wasn't looking at it, by dad was calling the cat and trying to get it to go to him (and away from my mum) and it went to my mum! So try a bit of reverse psychology!
Probably going to upset a few people on this board, but cats should be drowned at birth. like you say they **** all over your garden. Trouble is sometimes you cant see it, they are a crafty pest, they not only **** tons and tons on your boarders but they then cover it up . Just waiting for you to start weeding and get a handful of the fecking stuff. They then stalk your beautifully made bird box, letting the little blue tits build their nest, laying their eggs and waiting for a fully fledged young un to pop its head out before it is decapitated, it never sees the fecking time of day. When they come into season, then you have a choral symphony serenading outside your bedroom window at 3 o'clock in the fecking morning. Cats are the biggest carrier of fecking fleas, i should know because my ex door neighbour had two cats, she use to brush them and then tell me she thinks they have got fleas. THINKS!! my poor old dog was tabogganing down the garden path and was covered in the little tw*ts. Not only did it cost me a fortune from the vets , i had to stove my lovely house, carpets, furniture,bedding the whole dam lot to get rid of the blood sucking twa*s. One tip for cat haters like me, to get rid of cats from your garden, hire a GPMG from your local gun shop, or an old 303 with telescopic sights. Failing this there is always the star-fish senario. when you go on holiday bring a couple of star-fish back from the beach, cut them up in little pieces and place them under your bedroom window, and on your beautiful garden boarders. No more cats, but i havn't told you that method. (wicked)
RE: A reason why they come to you I'll try that next time I am forced into an encounter with them.</p> Trouble is, I lose all sense of perception when one is in the room. I am so scared that I have to keep an eye on what it's doing and where it's going.</p> Thanks for the advice though ES.</p>
RE: Prefer Cats to Dogs, cats are clever, dogs thick as ****, stink, crap all over the pavement, dribble, should all be shot
Wouldn't want to own one. You can't keep them in, then you get some low life hurting them.</p> i'd like to think the suggestions in this thread are made in jest but I get the feeling one or two are serious.</p>
RE: A reason why they come to you Yes, I realise it's probably easier said than done, as with any phobia.
