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  1. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    The more I look at it

    The more it looks like someone has knocked it up in their bedroom on a PC.</p>

    I could have done better. I'm not too bothered for a fiver, but the quality has certainly scuppered my chances of getting it framed and stuck on the wall!</p>

    There's no doubt, its crap.</p>
     
    Hicksy, Sep 20, 2006
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    RE: The more I look at it

    what do you expect for a fiver - Leonardo da bleedin' Vinci???
     
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    RE: The more I look at it

    I'm not sure certificates were his strong point.
     
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  4. Hicksy

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    Not at all

    A good Rolf Harris would have done.
     
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    RE: The more I look at it

    Would you have paid £10-£20 for a really high quality one?

    Whatever the club did it'd either be not high enough quality or too expensive.

    You know it's true.
     
    Journo Tyke, Sep 20, 2006
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  6. Jay

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    Not serious ones anyway

    I'm led to believe he did like a good comedy certificate.
     
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    RE: The more I look at it

    Since you ask, yes I would. For a really good one, I pay more than that.</p>

    But like I said, I'm not too bothered for a fiver. But it is crap, whatever the cost.</p>
     
    Hicksy, Sep 20, 2006
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  8. Isl

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    RE: Not serious ones anyway

    Dali loved em. Used to always have the writing looking like it was melting and that. Classic stuff
     
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  9. Jay

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    Jackson Pollock was a big certificate man

    But nobody could tell what they said. They just weren't serious enough.
     
    Jay, Sep 20, 2006
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  10. SuperTyke

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    80 quid. you interested?

    It's actually just a cornflakes box coloured in but it's limited edition.
     
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    RE: 80 quid. you interested?

    Might be. You say 'Oakwell' is scribbled on the side. Is it joined up writing?
     
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    you aren't paying attention

    It says Barnsley FC on the side, not Oakwell.</p>

    It's in 'brick red' crayon and is designed to look like the back of the ponty, so not it isnt joined up i'm afraid.</p>

    There's also an even more limited, limited edition version commemorating the period of time when letter randomly fell off the stand. That edition just says arn e oo ball lub on it.</p>

    85 quid for that one.</p>
     
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    RE: you aren't paying attention

    That sounds like the one to have and just to prove I was paying attention, I'll give you £150 for it or something.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Sep 20, 2006
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  14. SuperTyke

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    I failed to mention the 300 pound postage costs

    And that you'll have to wait for me to eat the cornflakes before you can have it.
     
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    well worth a fiver - NOW STOP BLOODY MOANING

    [​IMG]</p>
     
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  16. Hicksy

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    RE: well worth a fiver - NOW STOP BLOODY MOANING

    I'm not moaning. I actually think the club have pulled off a masterstroke knocking out £2500 worth of them.</p>

    Cue &quot;Pulling off Masterstroke&quot; gags.</p>

    But it is crap. With bells on. Our lass says so.</p>
     
    Hicksy, Sep 20, 2006
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  17. SuperTyke

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    Would this get her approval?

    Or equally crap?</p>

    [img=http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1614/certkf2.gif]</p>
     
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