BEST ONE IN MY OPINION IS REVVIE P'S "To the tune of the Quartermaster's Stores - a la "He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground" oft sung at rotund footballers: Their goals Win Games But we can't pronounce their names Pete'n'Steve Pete'n'Steve" Nice and simple, funny, and very easy for the kids to remember. Catchy tune (my 8 year old sings the tune at school) - get it into the kids heads - they love changing the words of tunes they know. May catch on in the school playground. Kids that don't go to oakwell will soon know who Steve & Pete are, and get cuaght up in the euphoria. Nice one Revvie P
My favourite verse: "Ist Van Ferenczi is our King Ist Van Ferenczi is our King He did a shift down Manvers And then he sent the Hull down Ist Van Ferenczi is our King" I just found this in the Budapest Chronicle Free Ads: You need work do? Garden, house, dog walk, plasterink, labour or goal scored? Then phone pick up straightawaynow. Call Istvan the man. Fair cost. Hard work.
I can't quite finish it but......... to the chant of Maggie Maggie Maggie out out out</p> </p> Magyar Magyar Magyar ????????????????</p>
quality maybe simon was looking to hire a wife and stumbled across the ad? i didn't go on tuesday but i have a vision of Istvan scoring his goals and then picking the ball out the back of the net and sprinting to the centre circle with the ball under his arm like players do when they pull one back in the last minute. im sure he was serving behind the East Stand bar at half time versus Colchester and he also did the half time draw pound a go selling prior to kick off.
To the tune of Hey Jude Na na na nananana nananana Istvan........Ferenczi Na na na nananana nananana Istvan...and Peter
His debut was class. You could see his mind working: There are 15 minutes left. The crowd want to kill us. I will ensure that I put as much effort into 15 minutes as is physically possible. I will run. I will jump. I will fetch the ball. I will clap alot. I will wash the kit after the game. I will build a new West Stand in my spare time. I will fashion new boots from old bibs. I will stop people loving in the bogs. I really like big Istvan. I think he might be a big clumsy lad ... but he's got a heart the size of Jay's hair. And the 2 storey extension he's put up at Castle Ponty is the business.
Can only be used against Coventry ... You've Leon McKenzie, We've got Steve Ferenghi, Nar, nar, nar, nar - ooohhh, Nar, nar, nar, nar - ooohhh. Or this song I've just made up: Big Steve, Big Steve, Has just rolled up his sleeves, Hungary Steve, Hungary Steve. Or: Dwayne has got two left feet, Watch out for Steve & Pete, They're never firing duds, They work for bags of spuds. Or: Steve's powerblasterer, And he's a plasterer, He's better than Carl Cort, With his EU passport. Can't think of any others.
Best is the "Quartermasters Store" . By gum, there's some awful ones. I bet a few were remembered from your rehab. days.
To compliment Tea Towel's sloop john B effort... > > They're keeping us up They're keeping us uuuuupp Those two Hungarians They're keeping us up (verse 2) One plays on the left, One plays on the riiiiiiiight Those two Hungarians They'll make you look sh iiiiite . . . You can never beat a good Volaré... . . Ferenczi oh oh Rajczi oh oh oh oh They come from Hungary They play for Barnserlee! . or . And every single one of us We love Hungarians We love Hungarians We love Hungarians And every single one of us We love Hungarians We love Hun...gar...ians!
How about: "Give us an F, Give us an E, Give us a ..." or "Give us an R, Give us an A ..." Could tek all neet. :$
Booooo !! They're crap.... get Richards and Nardiello on !! It'll happen...... you know it will. We wouldn't be Barnsley fans if it didn't happen.