hope this helps sweetie #4 made me laugh until the tears rolled 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius.) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time.) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions.) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their ass-hole and they vapor lock.) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you! need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened.) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.)
Men putting the toilet seat down Why should we exactly? Dozens of females have tried justifying to me but have all failed. Why don't you lot put it up for us?! ff
RE: Men putting the toilet seat down We'll start putting the toilet seat down when the women stop using up all the bog roll!
