Cheesiest chat up line ??

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  1. dod

    doddy Active Member

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    Your dad's a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!</p>

    Worked for me (Y) (Y)
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    doddy, Oct 22, 2009
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    tykebloke New Member

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    do you like jewellery?

    They say yes...to which you reply....well suck my **** its a gem!

    ALways works.
     
    tykebloke, Oct 22, 2009
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    Ah, the days od being single. Here's a few lines I used to throw around:

    - My mates over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some shots with their money?

    - You make Jessica Alba look like a teletubbie.

    - Why do you have to be so damn sexy every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? (Said tongue in cheek and in a playful tone).

    Have fun.
     
    Poet, Oct 22, 2009
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    Amos New Member

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    Can yer catch?

    'Cos there's two balls coming your way.</p>

    Max &amp; Paddy, future classic.
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    Y Goch Well-Known Member

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    Never mind that

    Give us their phone numbers
     
    Y Goch, Oct 22, 2009
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    Dave? nt
     
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    I hope to God she just laughed at you and went for your sense of humour!
     
    Jonno, Oct 22, 2009
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    My brother was on bout chat up lines last night, he said

    Can i have your phone number because i've lost mine.

    Tells me he's used it a few times. :D
     
    Archey, Oct 22, 2009
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    doddy Active Member

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    ****** thee!! :D :D </p>

    Well thas seen r lass and so you know it works!
    </p>
     
    doddy, Oct 22, 2009
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  10. Zad

    Zadok Guest

    RE: do you like jewellery?

    Do you like chicken?

    Get your mouth around my ****, it's foul (fowl).
     
    Zadok, Oct 22, 2009
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    well, would you like a pearl necklace? nt
     
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    It MUST have been the sense of humour then :D
     
    Jonno, Oct 23, 2009
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    You must be a parking ticket because you have got FINE written allover you?

    Poor I know lol
     
    Cumbrian_Tyke, Oct 23, 2009
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    Tyke Far From Home Active Member

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    RE: Cheesiest chat up line ?? - Woman to man

    "Can I buy you a pineapple juice?"
     
    Tyke Far From Home, Oct 23, 2009
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    doddy Active Member

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    Get fecked you cheeky get (battered) (battered)
     
    doddy, Oct 23, 2009
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    Kev b Well-Known Member

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    Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

    Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?
     
    Kev b, Oct 23, 2009
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    How do you like your eggs in the morning.....

    Fertilised?
     
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