Christmas, I feckin hate it...........

I got a Dave 8

... kept the lasses I met happy....... ahem !!

 

softies

what was wrong with sticks for guns, we couldnt afford that plastic foreign crap up our way lol

 

RE: softies

Must admit every body over 11 had a air gun round our way(mid 70's) was like the wid west,check yea guns in before going into the youth club.

 

Anybody that is bored with Christmas, is bored with life

The best time of year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If yer dont smile much the rest of the year, have a few weeks off and try to smile at Christmas

In fact, make a resolution in the new year to make peoples lives happier...............just smile at people and laugh when you can and as much as you can (babyhaha) (babyhaha) (babyhaha) its fooking great

 

Class !! Wot, with me being a real miserable tw@

of the highest order, I'd best get me name down for a couple of XL please.</p>

As long as they are cheap mind ! </p>

 

I hate Christmas.

 

I love Xmas ......

.....of days gone by. Everything it stood for and everything it was.</p>

But modern Xmas. Fcking hate it too.</p>

 

People get too wrapped up in what they percieve as commitments

For example, I need to buy so and so a present and they need a card this year and I need to make sure this that and the other is done................ Stress stress stress
FORGET IT !!!!!!!!!

All you need to do is this - put the tree up (and no one touches the tree only me - I love trimming up)
Then buy an handful of cards and send them and buy a couple of presents and let your lass to wrap them up.
Have a walk round Tesco and listen to the brass band playing and get your Christmas food and especially get yer DRINK in. Or nip across to Aldi to get yer boose from there.

Then get a pocket full of money and hit the local boozers or get into the TARN boozers - you must do this for about a week to 10 days.
PS. make sure you get plenty of Christmas kisses fromt lasses and shake alot of peoples hands - smile and be happy.

Report back to me, and if you ant had a good Christmas there's summert wrong wi thi - GO FOR IT !!!!!!!!!



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