competition-who can write the most doom laden post re BFC-here goes

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  1. Gue

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    Get this.

    7am.
    In the morning.
    7.
    Not 8, or 9.
    7.
    7am.

    FFS on a stick, sideways, in a soup au gratin.

    Mind you - the Yeovil Spearmint Rhino opens at 11am, so it's okay.

    You taking Captain Birds Eye?
     
    Guest, Dec 12, 2005
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  2. Gue

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    Now you are scaring me.

    * backs away from this thread cautiously.
     
    Guest, Dec 12, 2005
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  3. Tyk

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    RE: Get this.

    Oh aye. There'll be no additives, flavourings or preservatives on our journey.</p>

    7 o'clock? You'll be leathered by the time we get to Somerset. I will be mostly avoiding you lot.</p>
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Dec 12, 2005
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  4. JLWBigLil

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    RE: Now you are scaring me.

    <img src ="http://biology.clc.uc.edu/graphics/taxonomy/animals/aves/domestic%20chicken/JSC%200105%20Chicken%2001.JPG">
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 12, 2005
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  5. Ali

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    Bummers????

    I think the whole sex change thing has now gone too far.

    I reserve the right no longer be an Hon GAB!
     
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  6. Jay

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    seven o'clock in the morning!

    Allowing yourself a full 8 hours travelling time. It's about 220 miles. So you're hoping to achieve an average speed of 28 miles per hour. You going in the farmer's tractor?
     
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    Sorry

    Bummers and bummees</p>
     
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    RE: Sorry

    Bacon sarnie sprayed all over console !!!!!
     
    JLWBigLil, Dec 12, 2005
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  9. Gue

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    Oh aye.

    I'm going to tell Captain Birds Eye that we used to go out together at Cambridgeford Polyversity - and that's why your harris doesn't work properly.

    I like Jay's ''average speed of 28mph'' post.
    He's put some thought into that.

    I plan to be ballaxed from the minute I get there to the minute I get home.
    My life is over in the New Year so I'd better get some ale in sharpish.
     
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  10. Gue

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    http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/BBS/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=15115&mid=92231#M92231
     
    Guest, Dec 12, 2005
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  11. Ali

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    Key to this is

    more time for bevvying up on arrival.
     
    Alityke, Dec 12, 2005
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  12. Farnham_Red

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    No need for the snow spray

    Its gone white already having realised what I've let myself in for</p>
     
    Farnham_Red, Dec 12, 2005
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  13. Ali

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    In tears

    of pain obviously!
     
    Alityke, Dec 12, 2005
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  14. Caz

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    RE: I'm so envious of you for this weekend

    Wait til the locals greet him with a high 6
     
    Cazi, Dec 12, 2005
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  15. Gue

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    Aye.

    Ali is hoping your sack is full too.

    Tum ti tum.
     
    Guest, Dec 12, 2005
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  16. Caz

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    RE: No need for the snow spray

    Whose idea was all this, anyway? I blame it on me being ill :)
     
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  17. Ali

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    Whistles nonchalently

    Nowt to do wi me - honest guv

    And Farnham have you asked it you can fill his sack yet?
     
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  18. Farnham_Red

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    Sack discussions ongoing

    hehe
     
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    are you still suffering love

    or is this all a cunning plan to hide the cold feet.</p>

    Second thoughts and all that</p>
     
    Farnham_Red, Dec 12, 2005
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