"Danny, it's taken it's time, but it's come 'round quick, hasn't it?"

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  1. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    No, that was me being thick. :(
     
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    Stop supping beer at dinner time, yer barm pot!:D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    In all fairness, my old mate Mr C is not normally one for being deliberately smutty!:D
     
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    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    I'm not! It's paint fumes and turps. And it's purmminant. [​IMG]
     
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    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    Not if it sticks out a mile, no. I have some standards.
     
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    Not deliberately smutty, just accidentally?
     
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    Blimey, your restoration projects are becoming more basic these days, mate.:D
     
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    Those fumes are getting to yer!:D
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    Accidentally, yes. I don't deliberately do coarse stuff, just take it as it comes.
     
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    Ah, you'd be surprised what a bit a spit and elbow grease can bring off!!
     
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    I have to make my Mam's tea, but will have thunk up a suitable riposte when I return!
     
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    And again!
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    I only hope your Mum doesn't get to read what you've posted. The spelling mistakes alone will cause her great shame, never mind the smut!:D
     
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    All that on top of my cooking? It will finish the poor lass off!!

    Apart from my bogey words 'queue' and 'necessarily' - the rest were deliberate, I should add! Maybe I should also point out that I'm not really a Nazi. :)

    Anyway, if I were to reach for the red pen, none of you would be safe!! Be thankful I have a pile of work a mile high!!* :wink:

    How do you spell bogey?

    *not smut. (edit)
     
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    Yeah, yeah, yeah(!)
    I spell bogey S N O T
     

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