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  1. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Well then in that case just wind me up and set me off, I'm like a little Tasmanian devil with a hammer in my hands
     
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  2. Bossman

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    Anyway fi, have you owt planned for bank holiday?
     
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    Preferably not a bike
     
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    Tall, dark, handsome, gsoh, university educated, six figure salary, detached property. Men with such a résumé don't advertise themselves on internet dating sites, they've already got wives, mistresses and lovers, so you'll have to make do with me. I do, however, have three types of biscuit, including chocolate hob nobs.

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    Wanted: **** date to go with **** job and **** life, to complete the set.
     
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    grrrrr. Match un-matched!
     
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    How could I pass up the opportunity to serve biglil AND wear that costume?
     
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