Well then in that case just wind me up and set me off, I'm like a little Tasmanian devil with a hammer in my hands
Tall, dark, handsome, gsoh, university educated, six figure salary, detached property. Men with such a résumé don't advertise themselves on internet dating sites, they've already got wives, mistresses and lovers, so you'll have to make do with me. I do, however, have three types of biscuit, including chocolate hob nobs. Or Wanted: **** date to go with **** job and **** life, to complete the set.