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  1. fir

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    RE: Actually there were 4

    That "shaving" photo has taken some explaining! :D

    Was a good day, thanks to you 3 for keeping E entertained. She's full of it.

    Right, off to go & pillock some more deee dars ..... any suggestions for a couple of Blunts & an Owl in the heart of Hillsborough - think there could be a good opportunity with the Howard story here. :D
     
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    Fired has shown me

    A few piccies of you staring at her chest.
    Care to offer any explanations?
     
    JLWBigLil, Sep 27, 2008
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  3. fir

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    "something in the theory"

    Been proved beyond any doubt.

    Still, get my own back next week............................. Now that's what I call a ratio!!

    :) :D
     
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    Yes, she keeps pouring beer down her top

    What a senseless waste.
     
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  5. fir

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    and there he is, helpful as ever

    with the Kleenex...... :D


    Actually, that's not quite right, but why let truth get in the way of a good story?!!
     
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    No she didn't

    I was examining the photos VERY closely and her chest was bone dry. Apart from the drool!!
     
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    I wasn't trying to help

    I was hoping some of it would drip into my glass
     
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    RE: I wasn't trying to help

    Well obviously, being founder member of the Harem, the excitement of seeing you got the better of me..... I came over all unnecessary. Next time I'll try to apply a bit more direction to my shaking limbs & steer the glass in your direction. Damn good job my sister wasn't there.
     
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    You're not wrong

    I make it 50 blokes for each lady. Will be carnage.
     
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    RE: You're not wrong

    (blaze)

    (rockon)

    (Y)
     
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    Yes, she is well trained

    She skilfully uses her coat to protect your top.

    Anyway I'm now off to the you know where for a pint and then to the you know where for a bite. Tara!
     
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    Ali, u could help us all there, buy two carthorses on the cheap that are ready for retirement (Moore n Oddjob??)
     
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    Core strength - abs like steel

    upper body strength for using reins - toned arms, back & shoulder

    Leg strength and glut strength gripping, guiding & driving forward - toned legs & gluts

    Try galloping a mile on half a ton of horseflesh, tell me if you're out of breath or not. Cardio fitness
     
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  14. Gue

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    RE: How does sitting on a horse keep you fit? Barnsleyoldgit66

    DAD

    How can you ask that? It's not just the riding it's chasing the chuffin thing round a four acre field bcos it won't be caught when farrier is stood waiting.

    Using all your strength to stop it bolting across a field after a motorbike cos it thinks it'll be really exciting if it chases it

    Oh yeah and the old faithful having to walk a mile and half home after it chucks you off and decides to go home itself and when you get there it's stood nice and quietly back in its stable munching its hay!

    and you bought me Zarello!

    and does that mean you think am unfit? old man.
     
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    Ali, come and sit between me and Big & Daft

    We could be your new best friends.
     
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    My daughter has never believed children should be seen and not heard!!

    and what are you doing up at this time??? (NOOO)
     
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