dilema

RE: Under what circumstances were you close enough to pick up on that?

When he was putting his **** in his gob.

 

RE: Under what circumstances were you close enough to pick up on that?

i sat in the back of the car before with him before i knew he was a bottle blower and spoke to him about football, but it went over his head and i noticed the mag he was reading (some kind of gay one) Then i asked my mate in front when he went what the smell was and he said is it like rhubard which i replied yes and they said he always smelled like that ...i did'nt bugger him or owt

 

RE: Under what circumstances were you close enough to pick up on that?

he also has an erasure t-shirt

 

What should you do??

Throw yourself under a train?

 

thats not very constructive

 

methinks the lady doth protest too much

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You seem to have taken an awfull lot of interest in him...

...are you sure you're not gay?

 

RE: You seem to have taken an awfull lot of interest in him...

what would warrant me been gay?

 

This is quite a problem

As, when I have frequented gay bars I have found scrawled on many toilet walls "Gay Guys love Oakwells **** and ass, mmmmmmmm, he's yummy."

Basically the gays love you and the more you push them away the more they will crave your bottom.

 

RE: This is quite a problem

this might be where i am going wrong!

i do seem to have a lot of of the homos that want to bugger me.

Maybe i should try and befriend them and then maybe i wount become a challenge to them?

 

RE: This is quite a problem

The gays like a tidy man, so dress down, wear old smelly clothing, grow a beard (assuming you are old enough) but not a 'tache, a 'tache will have them drooling.

However, be aware that there is a subset of the gays who like their men a bit rough and dirty - they are called bears, if you spot any bears then tidy yourself up smartish or you'll be loved to bugggery and back. Again.

 

RE: This is quite a problem

how old is Oakwell?

 

does this loving you talk about hurt?

 

I think we'd all find it pretty constructive. nt

 

you're in danger of getting bad AIDS.

 

Apparently, although pain levels are subjective so what I have heard of it third hand is not very useful to you when you are on the receiving end.

I'd keep some water based lube handy just in case. If it's gonna happen at least make it smooth.

 

You don't want to be rubbing legs with him. Give him a quick knuckle shuffle, then when he's spent he'll lose interest and roll over and go to sleep. Surely the gays do this just like straight men do.
Failing that, any holes a goal, lie back close your eyes and think of Lucy Pinder. I suspect you could be of a gay persuasion though as you write "been" instead of "being".

 

Phrase of the day

"loved to bugggery and back"