Dillingers Song

RE: I did a speech about horses at a dinner the other neet.

Lassie.
Desert Orchid.
The Pussycat Dolls.
Kermit.
Cat Deeley.

And Jay.

 

Cat Deeley

Known to her friends as Kit Cat Deeley.

 

RE: Cat Deeley

She's made by Airfix ?

 

OY

Leave Cat out of this one.

I for one would not kick her out of bed for farting!

 

RE: Why's then then?

this bloody penguin can't type for toffee.. Good effort though I'm sure you'll agree.

I'll try chappie.

 

Why is that then?

Is it something to do with foil?
I'll let Dirk answer.
Again.

Zorro's horse.
Rocking horse.
The Trojan horse.
I feel hoarse.
The littlest hobo.
Puss in boots.

And Jay.

 

I'd crawl over broken glass

Just to lick her bum, but having done that I'd hope to get four fingers up her.

 

RE: Why is that then?

suggestion for future horse speeches.

Break the ice with a reference to 'A Man called Horse' and hang yourself from the ceiling by your nipples for a bit.

 

RE: Why is that then?

Puss in Boots
Boots the Chemist
Chemistry degree
Degrees of motion
Motion in the ocean
Billy Ocean
Massive headed black man

and Jay

 

RE: Why is that then?

And Jay
Jay Walkers
Walkers Crisps
Crispy Pancake
Pancake tits
Tit's Christmas
Christmas Pudding
Pudding bowl
Bowl egs
Egg Sandwich
Sandwich Magazine
Magazine Rack
Rack of lamb
Lamb Chop
Chop Suey
Stuey Francis
Francis Bean
Bean shopping
Shopping basket
Basket Case
Case study
Study hard
Hard cheese
Cheese scone
Scone home ... has Dirk 'cos it's 4:59pm.

And Jay.

 

RE: Why is that then?

Conditional Foramatting, specialist subject. Not Mine. Yours (Y)

 

Me!

and trying to try it to "Jaaaaay, the big gay bear"

 

RE: Me!

Was the horse typing that? I tried the penguin with similar results.

 

RE: I'd crawl over broken glass

You'd rim Cat Deeley?

Welcome to Children's Hour on the BBS

 

RE: Me!

My head hurts

 

It was Rickys rubbish horse that was Grey.