Dirk

Thats reminded me

Of dear dead Princess Diana

God rest her soul

 

Daniel Song ...

Daniel is trialing today for the Reds
I can see his Dad is watching – what a knob head
Oh and - I can see Daniel scoring a goal
God it looks like Daniel, does Barnsley Chop ever shut his hole?

They say Burnley’s pretty though he’s never been
Well Daniel says “can I stay home and just watch TV?”
Oh and – he’s been on trial with fifty eight clubs
In fact he hates footy – just wants to be in the cubs

Daniel your Father is a gret Joey D
Where he failed years ago – you now have to succeed
You’ve got one leg, but still your Dad he begs:
”Daniel be a star” unlike your spacky Da-ah-ah-ah-ad

Daniel is trialing tonight for the Reds
I can see Johnny Coachman and his Opta Index
Oh and I can see Daniel running away
From Brazilian tactics – to become a tennis gay
Oh God I fear for Daniel, can’t you just let the boy play?

 

RE: Thats reminded me

She was a true People's Princess. And our grief must be revived at every possible opportunity. In The Daily Mail.

 

RE: Daniel Song ...

Touching to say the least.</p>

Its brought a tear to the japanese Barstewards eye.</p>

 

I'll always love her

I can put to the back of my mind that she'd drop her knickers at the mere mention of a charitable donation
Particularly when sons of shopkeepers are involved

 

RE: I'll always love her

She was always immaculately turned out, which was remarkable considering the amount of staff she had and the clothing budget.

 

Sacrifice.

It's a human vice
When bedroom antics go wrong
When the scent of her fingers
Smells like bovril, reight strong

Into the poopshoot
Of each married man
butt plugs come calling
And a prolapse, unplanned

Cold cold vibe
Sweetcorn covered in poo
Some things look better baby
Just passing through

And it's no orifice
Just a simple goal
It's two lengths humping
In two separate holes
But it's no orifice
No orifice
It's orifice at all

Mutual masturbation
After the fact
Sensitivity builds a prison
In the anal act

We lose direction
No stone unturned
No jizz to drown you
While my japs eye burns

 

RE: Sacrifice.

Toppermost quality.

 

Kinell.

That's a decent bit of work cocker.

Has Carole Spackybacks partition healed yet?
I was hoping I could start boffing her one again.

 

RE: Kinell.

her "one"

Lucky for me, she only likes it in her "two"

Matty appleby will be up at Frickley next Tuesday the fishy wiffing spacky kneed greasy nonce

 

RE: Kinell.

I use her like a bowling ball.

Matty Appleby.
Who is he playing for? Spackerdeacon Utd?

I'm humming your Sacrifice song - much to the amusement of the office Joeys.