Do you have a skill or talent?

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  1. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    How was his oral..? :)
     
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    I can pack my carrier bags quicker than the Aldi check out lads/lasses can scan
     
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    Ha ha....... same!
     
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    I used to be half decent at Table Tennis (played for Newcastle Polytechnic in 1974).
     
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    Geddiswasguud Well-Known Member

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    Blimey...that is an impressive talent...do you have like 8 arms!
     
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    Nope, I don't drink everyday but on average twice a week, sometimes I have a blow out :rolleyes:
     
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    Is your son called Otto? :)
     
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    It’s like the end scene out of A Few Dollars More
     
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    No chance. not having that.
     
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    It's not one that I'm proud of but I can cure nymphomaniacs.
    Pretty quickly.
     
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    Published author 'Dogmeat Dave's Bag ' available on Amazon
     
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    I'm excellent at dish washing.
     
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    Not sure about curing them but I have been told I’m rather good at satisfying their needs.
    Now this I am very proud of.
     
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    I once got a detention at school because my teacher said "don't blow your own trumpet" and I responded "believe me sir, if I could I wouldn't have left the house this morning".

    20 odd years later it's still the wittiest thing I've ever said.
     
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    This is a blatant lie. We all know you send Jeeves to Waitrose on Eccleshall Road for your everyday items.
     
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    I used to be able to do an impression of a trim phone - which was relevant for about three weeks in the early 1980s only if you watched “That’s Life”.

    I can also write /use a pen with my right foot.
     
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    A spliff in each hand?
    Rock and roll, man.
     
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    In my drinking days I could go ages without a trip to the loo, but that’s probably because of my phobia about urinals. The best/worst example is QPR away one year. We met in a pub in Soho, then to a pub in Shepherds Bush. Pretty sure I had a beer at the ground. Then back to Shepherds Bush and finally a few pints in Kentish Town and home. It’s then that it dawned on me I hadn’t had a wee all sodding day, and I’d had 9 or 10 pints. I spent the rest of the night waking up for the loo every half an hour and the next day wondering if I had kidney failure.
     
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    Gordon Ottershaw Well-Known Member

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    I’ve had the back of two vertebrae in my neck removed, but it still doesn’t give you that ability!
     
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    I can't even carry out that task in my brain!
     
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