Does anyone know how I write out in number form half a trillion US dollars?

I probably would do, as its saving peoples lives

But I get paid a negligible amount. I actually put it all into the fire service pension scheme

 

RE: I probably would do, as its saving peoples lives

Do they give you all the good jobs.

"Right lads, there's a large fire down at the firework factory and at least 15 employees are reported to be trapped.......and Scarfy, there's another fat lass trapped in the bath at the old peoples home"

 

Giro?

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Are you trying to suggest that I'm a doleite? Or are you referring to a payment system in which the account holder of a bank directs his bank to transfer funds directly from his account to the creditors account named and also notify the creditor about the transfer.</font></p>

By the way thanks everyone who provided sugestions, but I checked on Wikipedia and I think I'm right in the 'US / Modern British' context.</p>

 

Something like that

You can't beat a good fat woman in the bath though.

IOW Been in the news a lot of late. Lad playing Humpty Dumpty with a woman on the sea front and a big evacuation all within a few days.

Must be all go for you Islanders

 

RE: By the way, and I'm not a gay

Yer Barsteward.

 

RE: Something like that

I heard there was some kind of explosion in Cowes, but never heard any details.

These are exciting times obviously.

 

Not really

I thought it was Rhyde (Ryde ?)

I do enjoy Meridien News though, catching up on events up and down the County.
Also like being able to get the Northern News on the digital thing

 

pffft - it didn't even blow up!

http://www.solent.tv/pageviewer.aspx?page=S632936524895716250

definitely Cowes.

You only like Meridian News because it's got Fred Dineage of How fame in it.

 

I like the exotic fish caught story

It was a cross between a bream and a mackerel. Not really exotic in my book.