Eaststand warning

Please tell me.

How the hell do you get up 70 steps?

 

RE: Please tell me.

its not that hard really. On the first home game of the season it takes me about an hour to get up. I have to stop every two stèeps for a rest and a sandwich. But once there at my seat i stay there for the whole season and don't come down again until the last game. Its gets a bit lonely at times especially during the international breaks but thats what us fatties have to do to watch our team.

 

in this day and age its crazy that all seats are all exactly the same size.

they should have:

* some seats 10-20% bigger (with a 10-20% surcharge)
* some seats 10-20% smaller (for kids, slim folk or people who want 10-20% discount)

where's the incentive for being healthy here?

where's the freedom to pay more and choose to have more comfort?

 

great wind up!

 

and what would that have achieved?
Would you have moved or or smaller? No.
Simplest thing to do was complian through the proper channels and be issued with a different season ticket.
Enjoy your seats and try to be more considerate.

 

Desont' he go with his Dad and brother?

Who are both really skinny?

 

And how do you suggest they plan the seating out for that?

And how would a smaller seat warrant a reduction? They're going to have to rip the old one out and pay for a new 'smaller' seat in there.

I'm guessing this is a wind-up.

 

In this day and age

there should be hover chairs that would automatically position themselves for optimal viewing pleasure. It's 2009 fer jebus's sake! Pieces of plastic bolted to a slab of concrete is so 20th century. Oakwell needs to get with the times.

 

is this him?

always makes me laugh

 

Haha we see him walking past the bar near gangway 12 nt

 

Is that a big pastie just in front of him? nt

 

Proper LOL

That's my uncle sat behind him.

I used to sit up there with him - he's a legend.

He's called Mick, and he's funny as ****.

Don't think he's the bloke from the original poster though, all the seats around him are taken up by his mates.

 

In fact,

Thats actually me in the white next to my uncle.

When was that photo taken?

 

think it was around back end of last season or begining of this.i was playing with my new camera and belive it or not need full zoom to take that pic.think i got another one of him somewhere.

 

here he is again.

 

Quality.

Thats a good one of the overhang.

You can see my big nose over his left shoulder.

 

RE: Desont' he go with his Dad and brother?

looks like he ate them

 

I think I should delete this thread...

If we keep posting photos of Oakwell fattys sooner or later one of them is going to be me :'(

 

RE: I think I should delete this thread...

and i was thinking i should start taking my camera with me to every match
and do a fatty of the day in a celebrity monkey style.

 

RE: is this him?

Mick was a decent footballer in the late 70s. Came from Wath