Portugal - I do like her eyes/makeup. I'm a sucker for the portugese accent, they way they use the sh sounds, yum yum yum. No idea what she is saying or why, but I like it and I like her. Douze points.
@Tomi Finland straight in at number one for me. Haven't laughed that much since we relegated Sheffield Utd at Bramall Lane.
Armenia - ah, I remember this from the semi final and I know I had a semi on for the singer, hehehehehe. Not really. I like this, I like that it is Armenian, they made a great catchy song that is obviously of Armenia. Treize points
Cyprus - 17 years old, better watch what I say here. Badda bing. What a lovely voice. Would it be wrong to say she looks older than 17. Flaunting herself half naked like that, she had it coming. Nurse, nurse, I need my tablets.
Already remember nothing about the song as I was laughing uncontrollably at the performance. Brilliant!
Slovenia - pretty sure they are making up some of these countries, Is Slovenia the same at Souvlakia? I take it all back, I love Slovenia, what a great country. Pity they can't afford clothing, but their loss is our gain.
Croatia - I have good memories of Croatia, when Euro 96 was on they took up residence in the Castle Pub in Manchester and drank the place dry, great nights. I like this, it's bonkers. Dig a ding ding.
Just got in, Croatia is first one I've seen, but can't see owt beating that, rightfully bonkers winner.
Loved Windows 95 (the operating system). I felt like when they were planning Finland’s entry they found it absolutely hilarious and rolled around laughing but it was just a bit weird.
Hard to see past Switzerland. Got everything you need for a Eurovision winner. Catchy chorus, slightly operatic, insanely camp.