Every kwik-fit fitter has to go to school

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  1. ade

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    Started by Stuart Maconie when he worked for the NME I believe.
     
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    For want of a better phrase.

    I genuinely LOL'd at this
     
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    One of many made up by Stuart Maconie when he wrote for the NME.
     
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    I must read the next page before responding to a post.
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    I remember that one very well and can sing it to the correct tune. It's very many years since Pepsodent vanished from the shelves.
     
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    "Shredded Wheat, it's a real treat" - advertised by Reds legend, Danny Blanchflower.
     
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    I’d sing along....but I don’t know the words...
     
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    "Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango. The rhino said, "I know... we'll call it Um Bongo!" Um Bongo, Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo! The python picked the passion-fruit, The marmoset the mandarine, the parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in. So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, they all prefer the sunny, funny one they call Um Bongo!"
     
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    Mmm Danone.
     
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    Belly's gonna getcha
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    Belly Belly Belly
     
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