FAO: ALITYKE The Limit club is to re-open

Will you still be alive?

 

Just out of interest

What you defining as 'middle aged' and in what form is this clinging onto youth and dashing about malarkey ?

 

Well, the absolute ********

Having fun when they're in their 40s. They should be shot I reckon.

 

Middle age

Is around 40 years of age.

Hanging onto their youth...going out on the pull, trying to act like they did when they were 16-20+

Nights out trying to wear skimpy clothes, too much make-up, etc.

 

Or maybe...

they could let go of their youth, and actually come to terms with the fact they're not grown up and should maybe act it.

 

RE: Middle age

And why does this upset you so ?

 

Remember that picture of you lot in the bar in Blackpool?

I rest my case m'lord.

 

It doesn't upset me

It makes me chuckle when I see them all out.

Just looks sad and pathetic...each to their own though. Far be it from me to stop them from making fools of themselves.

 

What about it??

We were having a few drinks before a football match, and got dragged into a photo.

 

RE: What about it??

Webcam. Dress.

As opposed to going out with a group of friends and having a laugh.

Alrighty then.

 

that was just a joke...

Not like it was planned or anything.

Do you think I'd seriously wear it in public?

 

I think I'll use your words

"It makes me chuckle when I see them all out.

Just looks sad and pathetic...each to their own though. Far be it from me to stop them from making fools of themselves."

 

Yes

we made fools of ourselves by having a few pints before a football match, and then someone taking our picture.

Good one, Jay.

Unlike middle aged women going out, dressing and acting as if they were 16 again...despite being half the size, twice the weight, with kids*

*in some cases

 

It was whatever you say it was.

But next time you're in town and you see one of these offensive ladies, have a wander up and tell her what you think.

You won't though.

 

You should hear yourself, you really should

 

Babsa has a point.

And it's right at the end of the penis on his forehead.

You cannot criticise Dirk's entire sex pool.

 

Is first priority is probably to pull

your head off.

 

I dare say I'll still be able to outdo you at anything little boy.

What you don't realise is that those of us who have been both your age and ours have heard all this a thousand times before. Although I'd have to say that those who have gone before you on this board have generally started maturing at your age this is standard fare for a dumb teenie.

When you grow up and can see your life and those of others on a timeline instead of just one moment you'll realise that quality from begining to end is far more important than where you are at any given time.

If I was a teenager who already had a middle-aged man's body I'd be a bit worried about that.

So stick that in your dad's pipe and smoke it my onanistic little puss factory.

 

RE: Babsa has a point.

Ma bitches is fine bitches.

Any teeny mofo who disses dem will get a whole world of pain on his ass.

 

RE: Babsa has a point.

''middle aged women going out, dressing and acting as if they were 16 again...despite being half the size, twice the weight, with kids* ''

That's 98% of your victims that is.
Skin the little *******, skin him alive.

I also think that people who go out to enjoy themselves should be randomly targetted for abuse by spotty, cross dressing, blow-up doll banging bumdogs.