FAO all Hartog-related bummers

RE: You weren't invited anyway.

And Jay

 

I'll give it a go

There's a round-about at the top of our street so just spin round that a few times and I'll jump in.

 

RE: You weren't invited anyway.

I think it's lovely that it all worked out nicely in the end.

 

Yes.

And like the 'Littlest Hobo' - Dirk will now wander off on his own.

I'm still not going.
I have another event to attend.
My life isn't ruled by 22 blokes running about kicking a bag of wind.

You sad feckpigs.

 

RE: Yes.

Aye but your 'other event' is 'Buttplug 06' at the Grenoside Arena.

 

RE: Yes.

You got me the tickets.
I hear they are launching a new anal vibe.
The 'muck spreader' is available in several colours & sizes.

 

RE: Yes.

You told me about it.

Anal vibe ? the normal term for something that spreads ***** is 'Dress Wearing Gimp' surely ?

 

RE: Limited to those

and their oars

 

RE: Limited to those

He's an MA in it apparently. (Master of Arse ?)

 

Ho ho ho.

Don't upset him.
It'll only make him more angry.
He's like the hulk.

They were muck spreading on the fields at the back of our house on Setdi.
It smells a bit like your underkrackertoas when you peel them off for their annual fumigation.

 

RE: Ho ho ho.

My undercrackers are replace regularly as I often forget to put them back on as I exit the many bedrooms of ladies in a rush in a 'Confessions' styleee.

 

RE: Ho ho ho.

Have you ever had full unprotected intercourse on a kitchen floor - while the washing machine is spewing suds everywhere to conveniently hide the penetration shots?

I'm guessing the answer is ''no''.

 

RE: Ho ho ho.

Not yet, my washing machine's quite new and doesn't leak.

 

RE: too thick for Poly then mwwaa mwaaa mwwa...

what was it Media Studies ?