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Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by LDRed, Jun 22, 2009.

  1. Jon

    Jonno Member

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    Oh don't be so modest... nt
     
  2. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    Ages

    Considering we've had a conversation on here since I returned.
     
  3. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    Come back when you've actually done something with your life nt
     
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    apart from getting pillocked. . .
     
  5. joc

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    you are wrong actually

    bbs ldred is far different to real life ldred. like most folk. the internet does often bring out the cheeky and insolent in all of us
     
  6. Jon

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    Do we do nominations on this forum?

    Best putdown ever. Although it does imply that you've done something with yours. Going on your previous posts, I think it may be mediumship, as you always "know" when someone is going to bite. And you've got to that stage that most mediums do, where you believe your own hype and believe that you can actually control people.

    You are truely awesome. I aspire to be like you one day...

    ...What is it you do?
     
  7. Dys

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    Irony is always better when unintentional.

    Didn't you f.ck off recently because someone wrote a well thought out, deep and intellectual article on a highly respected blog that ripped the piss out of you?

    No, it was an immature toilet humour piece that, admittedly was funny as f.ck.

    You silly c.nt.

    It's alright Jonny, I'm still up your arse.
     
  8. Jon

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    In the hope it'll get him to **** off again...

    http://thebbsmash.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html

    Funnily enough, that was an article about irony, too.

    Try not to cry yourself to sleep, John.

    Also, after reading it, with the digs at SuperTyke and LDRed, it looks like I wrote some of them articles. I can assure everyone that I did not. I'm not funny enough, and my spelling and grammar is far better than that of Klaus and Siegfried.

    Bring back the BBS Mash!

    And I still think he only responded with "chill out" because he **** it. But he obviously knew he'd react like that, which is why he didn't respond to the question for days.
     
  9. Dys

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    Do us a favour and copy it into a post, I can't read it on my mobile.

    I'd like to meet whoever wrote on that site though. Who do you think would have the intellect to write on such a thing?
     
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    RE: you are wrong actually

    I though the exact same thing :D not about LDRed, ive never met him but about another person who was on this board.
     
  11. Jon

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    Get a computer then...

    There's three articles of pure comedy genius specifically relating to LDRed, and digs at him in other articles.

    "LDred more ironic than Hitlers israeli holiday home...
    I know its hard to believe but that lovable cheeky Scot has done it again,
    After accusing funnyfella of posting irrelevant information, in this case minutes from the penistone supporters club meeting. The Kilt clad ginger proceeded to post pictures of the Northampton home strip.
    We contacted alanis morissette to see if she can some how slip some lyrics into her hit record ironic on the subject but she said "that slice of pure concentrated irony would simply cause people to have strokes, and its not worth the risk"
    This begs the question is ldred just a cheeky Scot on a piss take, or a crack riddled Glaswegian Ned.
    and just to clarify lives in scotland = scottish
    am sure we'll find out soon
    Klaus"

    "Today Mashers we start a new feature - LDRed and his Irony watch...
    After believing posting Northampton Towns new kit was more relevant than a supporters club we can add another beauty to the list.
    LDRed, the one who once boasted that 'We all speed sometimes' has now climbed back on his moral donkey to serve sentence BFC 4 EVA!!! after his exhaust blew at 80mph. He denounced the unlucky Barsteward by saying 'First of all, you shouldn't have been speeding'.
    I'd like to preceed that advice and direct it at Jock Boy.
    'First of all, you should stop being a lovely person'."

    And finally...

    "****Breaking News****
    We interrupt your viewing of 'Help! My arse is on fire!' to bring you some devastating news BBSers. The Cabre Tossing, Northampton town kit wearing jock LDRed has jumped ship. He's left by mutual consent. He's got the monk on.
    Whichever way you wish to look at it, this is a devastating loss to the BBS. Not only will his views on speeding, football kits and Celtic players be truly missed, the real tragedy will be the loss of his unbelievable quality of being the most two-faced & unintentionally ironic poster on the BBS.
    No doubt the eulogies will be pouring in over the next few minutes, however, we can't help but feel that the majority will echo 'scooterking's comments.
    LDRed, we wish you well. Until you come back as NorthantScot in about 2 months."

    As well as:
    ""I'm leaving this board - now please leave comments below that say 'oh please don't go' and ' it wont be the same without you' this will greatly improve my knuckle shuffling, Thanks""

    And:
    "The mash got blamed for ousting LDred from his prominent "Top ****" position on the bbs, it seemed he'd had enough of being a laughing stock and buggered off, he was last seen posing in front of a speed camera wearing a Northampton kit."

    With the appalling spelling and grammar, I'd say Rob Knowles (which comes from another article relating to SuperTyke's hatred of Rob Knowles).
     
  12. Mos

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    I actually couldn't give two fecks either way, but...

    Is your city affiliation recent, or has it been a long standing thing?
     
  13. Dys

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    classics.

    I'd love to meet whoever wrote those.
     
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    bbsmash

    is amazing :D get it going again. Mr R Kowles :D
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Don't you think that wearing a Man City top in the home end ...

    ....... when we are actually playing Man City is slightly different than when we played Wolves?

    At a guess, I suspect you will be ejected from the ground if you do that, so you might want to re-think that
     
  16. Gue

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    hehe.
     
  17. Eaststand Lower

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    RE: I actually couldn't give two fecks either way, but...


    About 13 years im not a 'New Money' fan :D
     
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    RE: Don't you think that wearing a Man City top in the home end ...

    Saying im wearing a City shirt was a wind-up has i dont wear football shirts.

    Has most of the people/stewards know my face around the area of the ESL where i sit i don't think it would be a problem if i wore a City shirt or not.

    Beside's its only a friendly i'd hardly expect 23k inside Oakwell
     
  19. Gue

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    RE: Home End....

    May seem like a realy wacky idea but why dont you get a seaon ticket for the team you support. Its not that far to Manchester and you could always get a ticket in the away end when we play Man City. Just a suggestion I dont know you so there maybe other reasons why you want to come and watch the super reds instead of the team you actually support. Maybe I am missing something.
     

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